Don't Give Me No Chive Burger

A special Bob's Burgers burger... that's served with no chives!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Don't Give Me No Chive Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

I could give two shits

This is a phrase that has the same meaning as "I don't really care" or "I could care less". It is a saying of apathy and disconcern about something or someone.

So that prick over there hates me? I could give two shits about him!

by Turd Burgaler July 3, 2005

go girl give us nothing

the giving of nothing. like when someone is dancing and theres that awkward moment where they're giving you absolutely nothing.

concert attender: "this concert is so dry!"

another concert attender: "GO GIRL GIVE US NOTHING!"

by imajeanyus February 11, 2022

Give an Old Man a Lap Dance

To show kindness to another. To preform an act of charity unexpectedly. Made popular by the Todd N Tyler Radio Empire.

Jim: I was at the supermarket and this midget couldn't get to the Doritos on the top shelf. So got them down for her.

Bob: It always feels good to give an old man a lap dance.

by Reverend Jim Jr April 18, 2008

Give me fucking lasagna role

A plead for the essential need of a role for a special lasagna.

Lasagna: please give me fucking lasagna role!!
Owner: no.
Lasagna: wtf!

by Fucking bean May 18, 2019

Give your girlfriend a sweater day

On March 9th you have to give your girlfriend a sweater. If you just started a relationship you have to give her one or, if you have been in a relationship for a long time still give her one.

Hey it’s october 28th which means it’s national give your girlfriend a sweater day!💖🥰

by Evelyn_lovesgio March 8, 2020

National Give Jerry Head Day

National give jerry head day is October 4th

I gotta give jerry head today it’s october 4th, it’s National give jerry head day is October 4th

by ILoveMyGirlFriend$$$ October 3, 2022