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Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon

An expression, depicting the desire for progression to another task, derived from the recent viral video war between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon as facilitated by Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman.
"Halo 3's played out. Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon."

"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"

,or,

Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!
by Derek Weyhrauch February 27, 2008
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Eddsworld’s main characters with their last name.
“Edd looks like a cinnamon bun, but will kill you”
“Tom looks like he will kill you, but he’s actually a cinnamon bun
“Matt looks like a cinnamon bun, and he is a cinnamon bun”
“Tord looks like he will kill you, and he will kill you”
Tord Larrson Edd gould Tom Ridgewell and Matt Hargreaves Made Eddsworld, RIP EDD😢
by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld December 9, 2021
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Matt-ryan

The Colts matt-ryan'd a 33-0 lead against the Vikings.
by NFLC USER DONUT December 17, 2022
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Uncle Matt

Slang term for someone who smokes weed and Shop lifts
What you been up to?
Chucking an uncle Matt
by Chaddy Matty January 14, 2023
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Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club

A person that is accused of, but is 100% not a furry I assure you he isn't. Guys I'm not a furry why do you keep bullying me I don't understand IM NOT A FUCKING FURRY GOD DAMNIT STOP
"Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club is a furry."
"Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club is definitely not a furry. DNA test came back and showed he is 100% not a furry."
by I'm not a furry guys May 17, 2019
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Matt Goodwin

Matt Goodwin is someone with a huge penis.
“You spent the night with Matt Goodwin?! He must’ve ripped you in half!!”
by matchu135 April 13, 2020
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dirty matt

when a big black man shoves his viola down your throat violently
"I was just chilling in orchestra class and received a dirty matthew"
by imcool1111 October 7, 2023
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