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noun--a money hungry cunt who would rather be at the pub than at work.

Verb: double--fisting, massaging the taint while drinking cheap domestic beer on special.
Don't have any eye contact with that marisa at the end of the bar; she's likely to suck you dry and tell your boss you got coked up last night.

I dumped that bitch because after two solid days of her marisaing me I got tired of my one-inch cock smelling like natural light ice.
marisa by Rude Pooters January 7, 2009
A hairy beast that ugly and really weird looking.Can be found in the amazon.
Eww i just saw a maisara
maisara by Pewdieye December 21, 2016
Marrissa is equal and or greater to a queer
that queer marissa is getting trolled on facebook
Marissa by demonixjjs October 12, 2011

James Madison University 

A large university attended mostly by hicks under the impression that JMU is a "huge party school" and that the girls are "dimes". Truth: With 70% girls you will absolutely fine attractive ones but probably only 10% of that 70% are even decent looking. Men at JMU convince themselves that the girls there are actually hot because most of them haven't ventured outside the deep south where people can be compared to the cast of 'Buckwild'. If you are from a part of the US where girls can actually be considered model status, don't be surprised when the clueless JMU gentleman thinks the chubby girl with acne is doable. He doesn't know any better! As for the parties, they're over by 2am (if you're lucky). If you attend a legitimate party school then you know that going home at 3am is considered early. Most JMU parties are comparable to high school parties and get broken up by cops around midnight. Very pretty area though.
James Madison University kid: Wow that girl is a hard ten!
Regular kid: I know you're not talking about that chubby gorilla sitting in front of us. Because where I come from shes a hard 2.5.

marist high school chicago 

a school for a bunch of pussy faggots that think their hot shit because they go to a school with girls. they act like they are beasts and that they slay pussy when they are all faggots that never get girls because they are all creatures.
woah, the marist high school chicago kid thinks he is going to get pussy from that chick, but we all know that he is just a faggot that will get shit on.
Marissa is a friend you will never forget. She seems like the most loyal friend you will ever have until she leaves you for someone else in a heartbeat. A Marissa isn’t always trustworthy or even aware of what she’s doing.
Geez that girl is quite the Marissa isn’t she?
Marissa by Bea47183 December 13, 2018