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Long Johnny

Damn, did you see that guys (my) long johnny? I wish he'd let me suck it and ride it all night long
by Mattlarrystitt April 9, 2017
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Johnny Padilla

Small meat with big feet who is a baller
by WHITEMANS November 6, 2019
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Johnny

Johnny (or Johnson) is a phrase that is called at an inanimate object, or at a movement in replacement for its actual name.
Hey bud pass me that Johnny over there

Gave him one of these Johnson’s (a punch in the face for example) and he was knocked out on the floor
by A’bryte March 26, 2023
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Johnny

Johnny is a ginger, green eyed boy with a passion for Star Wars. He’s smart and logical but sometimes is far to smart for his own good. He’s a football fan with a horrible talent for basketball but watching him is great regardless. He’s funny constantly, he can make you laugh more than any other person and isn’t afraid to let you know.
“Johnny is so cool
by Heyguysbesafe January 1, 2023
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Johnny Derp

A man with such a fragile male ego that even describing him without actually naming him enrages him. A man who court-shops a defamation lawsuit because the state that actually would handle the case would immediately dismiss it due to strict defamation laws. A man whose lawyers will forever be known for defending a wife-beater.
Judging from recent posts on Twitter, the world is finally starting to see the truth about Johnny Derp. His most recent film underwhelmed at the box office, bringing in only 10% of the film's budget. He lied on the stand about his ex-wife cutting his finger. And, prior to getting together with his ex-wife, he was arrested for assault. But, of course, his fans ignore anything that paints him in a bad light. He & his fans are the Hollywood equivalent of Donald Trump & Trump's supporters.
by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre May 30, 2023
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Johnny

You really remind me of johnny.
by Picatchuisesuou January 13, 2023
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