jimi hendrix

ok lets clear this thing up right fucking now. Slash has nothing on Jimi Hendrix. If you think Slash is better than Jimi you are a <Fucking Moron?>.

Jimi was the best guitarist ever. no-one has ever and no-one can and no-one will master the guitar like Hendrix did.

And now bringing to you the best guitarist of all time...SLASH! eeer..no

Where as Slash will be an overweight burn-out in a few years, Hendrix rocks on from the grave

by BadLieutenant August 5, 2004

jimmy carter

Thirty-ninth President of the U.S., seving from 1977 - 81, and most likely the last U.S. President with real integrity we will see in our lifetimes. Though he was unable to solve a number of domestic issues, he was a true world leader and put human rights on the map. Brought back dignity, decency and respect to the Oval Office, after the Nixon scandals. Deservedly won the Nobel Peace Prize in 2002.

History will judge President Jimmy Carter well.

by MRT2 October 10, 2006

Jimbert

A slash pairing often used in fanfiction between Jimmy Page and Robert Plant (of Led Zeppelin).

Used as both a noun (speaking of the pairing or people involved) or a noun (describing something related to the pairing)

May or may not truly exist ;)

Did you see them hugging after the concert? They were so cute. Total Jimbert.

Did you read my Jimbert fic yet?

by Pink<3 December 9, 2017

wrestle with jimmy

Verb for male masturbation.

I'm gonna go home and wrestle with jimmy.

by me March 11, 2004

Jimmyjack

A Baseball Term For A Three Run Homer

Frank Thomas just hit a Jimmyjack to give the Blue Jays a 3 to 1 lead over the Red Sox.

by J Manning October 17, 2007

Jimmy Failing

To fail like Jimmy Fallon.

This comedian is totally Jimmy Failing!!! Get off the stage!!

by pFritzo July 10, 2014

Jimjob

When your partner is tenderly tonguing your butthole (AKA you are receiving a rimjob) and you have the urge to pass gas, so you proceed to shart upon your partners nose and/or face, much to your twisted delight.

Alex: "So then what did Ashley do?"

Jimmie: "Well, she was blowing me, then the next thing I know, she's licking my butthole. I had to fart, so I countered her Rimjob with a Jimjob and spray-farted all over her face!"

Alex: "EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!"

Jimmie: "Let's go get Sonic..."

by TexasTittysprinklesLover March 31, 2013