Jade

Jade is the name of the girl who's clingy, wierd, awkard, but cute
She can beat you ass when you really piss her off

She's honest and she don't care if she hurts you
even if she's kind of mean , if your sweet w her she'll treat you like a queen
she cares about her friends
she dont really works hard at school bc its boring
but she pass.
shes bored by legit everyone

and she basically date every guy.

guy 1: yooooo i'm dating that jade... she's kinda annoying

guy 2: wait. is that the jade i broke up w yesterday ?
guy 1: yea.
guy 2: such a whore

by heeheeyanoo May 25, 2019

Jaden Parish

The most gay guy you will ever meet will finger your asshole, try to suck your dick and jack off to pics of James Charles

Jaden Parish is as straight as a line drawn by his autistic boyfriend

by Ash looks like a red frog June 7, 2019

Jade Kenyon

A Jade kenyon is a cock sucking lady whore who loves both males and females. Jades recent sexual experiences have thrown her into the world of prostitution. Her extreme love of sex has encouraged her to create her own sex act, the ‘Kenny’, in which the Female/male partner is placed on the bed with ketamine in her pussy/ass. The male/female then proceeds to snort the line off her pussy/ass. The partners alternate and both get absolutely ‘kennied’

‘found me a Jade kenyon type of bird’

‘Never been so kennied (in both ways) in me life lad’

by Jadekennyshagger01 June 13, 2019

Jadeness

Someone who throws low blows at the right time. That has a smart ass comment.

What time is it?
Time for you to get a watch sike naw its 4:20
Damn jadeness

by R.Mcfly July 10, 2019

Jade rights

Something non existing.

Jade: *does something inappropriate*
Everyone who sees it: 🚫 jade rights

by idctbh July 18, 2019

Jade rights

Something that doesn't exist

Jade:
Everyone: 🚫 jade rights

by idctbh July 18, 2019

Jadea Sanchez

Jadea Sanchez is a young beautiful woman. Shes head strong, independent, driven and moves with the wind no matter what direction. Shes smart, kind, funny and loyal. Don't expect her not to snap at you if you're being an idiot. She ain't got time for none of that. Needless to say, I have a Jadea Sanchez and it's been the absolute best time in my life. She makes me happy and gives me a reason to stay alive. Overall.. Jadea Sanchez is literally the best thing that could come into your life.

Damn! You see that beautiful bean girl over there? She's a total Jadea Sanchez.

by diamondNaRUFF July 23, 2019