iron midget

a hot midget who wrestles day in and day out gets the girls and the money

man i wish i was an iron midget

by iron midget March 30, 2009

Iron Horse

Samuels trusty steed, also known as train that runs on oil back in the 70s. The iron horse was once used to carry peach bones across seas, and was used to help slaves, such as old Harrison, escape from the Negro Hollow.

Samuel took the iron horse to a redeployment and lost miserably. He also ate a stick.

by Piper and Anna High Class Defs June 10, 2018

Nigerian waffle iron

A sexual position with two people on a ladder one upside down and the other one with a pop tart in their anus then you put a rush hour 2 cd in the Xbox on repeat then they feed each other waffles with their feet then you dump a 55 gallon drum of tartar sauce on the floor then they have a nude break dancing battle against Bob and Shirley from the old folks home when you finish by making it a butt pop tart sandwich

Hey babe, invite uncle Terry and aunt Jimbo over so we can have A Nigerian waffle iron

by The big mamma t June 10, 2023

Iron Bar

A bar made out of Iron

Oh boy i bought myself an Iron Bar im so happy!

by Big city eater May 5, 2021

Coincidentally ironic

When some is a coincidence but it is also ironic

When you work at a knife factor but you forget to take one for yourself to use for a party. This would be deemed coincidentally ironic.

by ser240 January 3, 2021

Iron Man

having sex with your woman/man while wearing pots, pans, and other various metal accessories so they crash together like a drum, also recommended is using the robotic voice

I Iron Man'd my gf last night

by UncleRicoIsGod July 26, 2016

iron man

Iron Man is a Marvel Superhero aka Tony Stark, but 5 year old fortnite players think hes "tHe GUy FroM fOrtnIte"

"OMG iTs THe gUy frOm FortNiTE" " no its not, its Iron Man, shut the fuck up you 8 year old dumbass"

by im.eating.a.rotten.peach.rn. November 23, 2020