sticky dirt bomb

when you fart after ejaculation into the rectum and the semen seeps out
Adam: Yo Brain, I just heard that Sharon dropped a sticky dirt bomb on her way to work, is she okay?
Brain: *sigh* I'm not sure
by thanos clap May 15, 2020
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dirty dirt digglin daryl

someone who will fuck you out of hundreds of dollars for something that should only cost you a couple of dollars . or trick you into paying them to fix and or repair something for way over the estimated cost should be .
home owner : hey i need some plumbing fixed in my basement my pipes are leaking
contractor : ooh OK let me have a look well it looks like you need to pay 3000 dollars for a new water system and stuff .
home owner : well let me think about ill get back to you soon ............. wow what a dirty dirt digglin daryl he is thats way over priced .
by slick over weight willy August 02, 2014
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Dirt squirrel

A girl in her early twenties who slithers around looking for older black men to become involved with.
Look at that dirt squirrel dancing circles around that black senior citizen.
by Dustin Bowles May 09, 2019
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Dirt Squirrel

One whose actions end up in either that person did not benefit, they got caught, or they just didn't know how stupid they were for doing it. This therefore would make them as useful as a squirrel in the dirt. Dirt Squirrel.

Also have such traits as: Backstabbing, Ratting, Twitchy, No Morals, Selfish, Stupid in general, lack common sense, and also will do anything to get what they want. They think of no consequence of actions they have done.
"If your so fucking stupid, you might as well be dumber than a dirt squirrel"
by Squirrly Dirty May 11, 2021
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Dirt Squirrel

A noodle arm lookin' redneck-gangster, who looks like they haven't showered in about 2 months. Commonly found with a herd of dirt squirrels, standing by their cars in a city hall parking lot.
He is a dirt squirrel.
by kvli December 09, 2020
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dirt fiction

dirt fiction is when someone says something gay as shit and is a furry
Dirt: thats why ur a dweeby looking fucker that fucks dogs
Me: yeah thats dirt fiction
by FlexOnGrandma October 21, 2020
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Anti-dirt

Alias for laundry detergent. Cleans and detaches dirt.
Person: "hey let me throw some laundry anti-dirt into the washing machine, gotta clean these clothes"
by Idionyymi September 02, 2017
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