hanging ham

when a womans vaginal lips are massive and hanging down all floppy. Like a ham, hanging

Person 1: so howd it go wiv dat lass last nite?
person 2: ah man i was gna but i couldnt find her entrance coz of her gnarly hanging ham

by My name it is... i dont know November 4, 2008

Straight Pies n Ham

When someone is talking absolute shit.

Couldnt be further from the truth.

Nathan: "Hey dude you know that mint as chick what was at that party on the weekend?"

Darren:"Yeh man , what about her?"

Nathan:"I totally demolished her pussy , she fkn loved it!"

Darren:"Not gunna lie to ya man , your pretty much talking Straight Pies n Ham"

by D-Train91 June 4, 2009

hot ham on a kaiser

The act of having heating the penis up, by such means as a heating pad, and then having sex with a girl of German birth.

I almost burned myself when I gave Olivia a Hot Ham On A Kaiser.

by Innocent III April 28, 2005

packing ham

Being a stupid, fat person. Giving off annoying vibes and pissing off people around you. Originate from a girl who got chased around by dogs, and it was assumed that she had ham in her pocket. Packing ham. Thank the Harry Potter fandom.

Some people I met yesterday night were definately packing ham, as they pissed the hell out of me and my friends.

by Aysel November 14, 2005

Baltimore Ham

A slang term used for "watermellon" It is somewhat racist towards black people, implying that they cannot afford real ham, and that they have watermellon a lot.

Black Child: daddy can we please have ham for dinner
Black Man: sry sugar we cant afford a real ham. we'll have some watermellon and fried chicken instead. That stuffs baltimore ham!

by HorseLoverTry5 April 13, 2009

sam fat ham

One who practially lives on Ham

Gosh, Sam fat ham must of ate all the ham!

by Wintiyyioi August 9, 2006

go ham

to respond violently to someone who disrespects you.

the neighbor used profanity against my mother and i decided to go ham when i got the oppurtunity.

by crawford, jerrel February 5, 2008