Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes

These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!

by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022

Sean Gomes

A dumb loser omega <3

Nobody likes Sean Gomes

by Klassic with a K October 17, 2022

Kyle Gomes

Kyle Gomes... A pretty attractive guy tbh, he can make ANYONE laugh any day any time any place, treats everyone right, if you have him in your life then you are one of the luckiest people in the world, he loves sports, he treats his girlfriend beyond amazing, he's VERY caring to his friends and is overall a very funny, caring, cute and loving guy :) I Love Him ;)

Girl 1: OMG is that KYLE GOMES?!?!
Girl 2: Hell Yeah It Is!!
Girl 1: OMGGG!! I Wish That Man Was Mine @-@
Girl 2: Yeah! Too Bad He's Taken, He Treats Her So Well

by Guess Who?!?!?!?!?!? November 24, 2022

Closet Gnome

NOUN: A little man who hides in dark spaces and jumps out at you then runs away and disappears

Person 1: “Oh my god. A little man just scared me”

Person 2: “was it a Closet Gnome?”

Person 1: “I think so..”

by NovaRoSe December 22, 2022

poop gnome

A "poop gnome" is a slang term that does not have a universally recognized definition. It is most commonly used to refer to a small gay man (no longer on vacation) who loves poop sex.

That poop gnome never shuts up about Hitler.

by poopdefender February 10, 2023

Jewish gnome

Gnomes that got gassed in 1940's

If you are short you are probably a jewish gnome
If you are called blake you are also probably a jewish gnome

by dabgodSMT July 24, 2023

Christabel Gomes

The most beautiful name any girl could have! A unique adaptation of combining Christa with a gang associated mafia last name Gomes, which originates from the depths of Mexico.

Happy birthday to all the Christabels!!

Is that the Christabel Gomes!!???

Woah look at that cutie Christabel Gomes

by MAYFUJ July 24, 2024