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Dutch Gravyboat 

a buttcrack filled with liquid shit; the result of trusting the wrong fart
Frank: "Chris, that fart sounded disgusting and wet. Did you just give yourself a Dutch Gravyboat?
Chris: "Yes. Yes I did."
Dutch Gravyboat by JD-Beanzor April 3, 2015
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Weak gravy 

Something which could be considered sub-par, disappointing or lacking in style or substance.
Well, I have to say, Fantastic Four was one weak gravy. Gloopy and dripping, it was.
Weak gravy by thespengehimself March 3, 2016

Baby Gravy 

Cum, semen, or whatever you might call it.
John: Hey timmy I heard she swallowed your baby gravy yesterday.
Michael: Hell yeah!

Robert gray 

A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD FREIND
U BE A Robert gray.
Robert gray by gjfkdehgrfjdhfg April 4, 2019

Baby Gravy 

Joseph - hey bby would you like some baby gravy with that smelly ham sandwich

Elise - oh yes please daddy
Baby Gravy by DumperTrumper May 22, 2019

matthew gray gubler

Matthew Gray Gubler is a recently turned 41 year old man, born on March 9, 1980. He is 6’1 but he is the most adorable and kind person you’ll ever meet. I don’t know him personally but what i’ve seen from interviews and when fans would meet him, he seems so sweet. Now, Matthew used to model when he was younger back in the early 2000s. He got into acting and his first appearance was in The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004) and later he got cast on Criminal Minds (2005) as a genius profiler with an iq of 187, can read 20,000 words per minute and has an eidetic memory. Matthew has directed some episodes on Criminal Minds.He has more movies like Suburban Gothic, 68 Kill etc. (I recommend watching those two movies, they are hilarious.) In 2019 Matthew published a children’s book called Rumple Buttercup: A Story of Bananas, Belonging, and Being Yourself. More information on the book can be found online. Matthew also has documentaries on Youtube and Instagram, (his channel name is MatthewGrayGubler and his insta is @gublergram ) he started them all the way back in 2005 when Criminal Minds also started. Matthew is a goofy, handsome, and the most precious man you’ll ever meet. Sometimes I forget he is 41. He also goes by “The Gube”. He is very talented and I hope he has the best in life.

I AM A MATTHEW GRAY GUBER STAN ASF!!🙏😫 he’s literally so hot precious, pretty, handsome, funny. he’s so perfect.
matthew gray gubler is so talented!

person:

that guy who plays spencer reid, what’s his name?

person 2: oh that’s matthew gray gubler!

i love matthew gray gubler.