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goose fooling

An act by which hope is given to the "goose" or "goosey" as is known in most cultures, and subsequently hope is stripped away when it becomes apparent that a lie has been concocted by which to "fool the goose". The bigger and more elaborate the lie, the more the goose has been fooled.
"Mate, got tickets to see the Spice Girls tonight, wanna come?"

"Yeah mate, i'll go get dressed now!"

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I'm the master of goose fooling!"

(sub-par goose fooling)
by Razorfin October 18, 2011
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Gooseberry Cove

A quaint village located on the east coast of Newfoundland where the general population is elderly, but the party scene is raging.
Man, did you go to that party last night in Gooseberry Cove?
It was RAGING.
by mamahoola January 7, 2012
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Goosefat

Oozing nonsense spouted by sleazebags in positions of authority
- Sepp Blatter is the king of goosefat.

- Blatter lathers on the goosefat again
Example of goosefat: "Let the women play in more feminine clothes like they do in volleyball. They could, for example, have tighter shorts."
by FightingNarwhal October 5, 2013
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goosed ya

To pinch someone's butt unexpectedly.
Ex. I goosed ya! No goose backs.
by JodaWS November 27, 2013
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goosebro

When there is more than one gooseberry on a couple's date.
I'm going out for dinner with Mike and Sarah, but it's ok, Jason is coming so he can be my goosebro
by G43D January 27, 2014
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goose plucker

My goose plucker of a brother got caught outside walmart
by DJ smilyface March 15, 2015
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goofter

Man that bitch just swallowed my goofter
by spankell March 5, 2016
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