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ghost ride 

Ghost Ride - Riding on the hood of your car while peering into the windshield at your speechless friends. This is nothing new, We did this back in the 60's. What's old is new. We just called it stupid back then. Especially when someone ran themselves down with their own car, films at 11.
In 1967 I was taking a Ghost Ride at 30 mph on the hood of my Continental Convertible and 40 years later my friends still think I'm a little "Dee Dee Dee"!
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ghostface killah 

A great surrealist rapper who manages to insert references to food, fish in particular, in many of his songs.
Caught me like a freshwater scrod.

Snatch RZA last piece of fish right off the glass dish.

Pink salmon five spring rolls know me, you love my intro.

-Ghostface Killah
ghostface killah by dancmange2 November 29, 2009

HOLY GHOST 

A phrase used in surprise or extreme shock. Perhaps you have been scared or you are shocked by the stupidity of your classmates. The coining of this term originated in Ramsgate, due to the large factor that many families from abroad sent their children to school. The students from Africa in particular spread this phrase around like wildfire and before you knew it, everyone was HOLY GHOSTing, after its rise to fame it has since died out.
Friend: "BOO!"
You: "HOLY GHOST!"

or

An idiot: "Isn't the capital of France Spain?"
You: "HOLY GHOST"

Load Ghost

Easily confused with "Ghost Load" ... but very different.

Load Ghost is when it's been a while since a guy has blown his load... the massive amount of jizz that covers his chick's face causes her to run around the room going "Wooooooh".
After I moved to another state I only saw my girl once in a while, and every time she blew me I'd turn her into a Load Ghost.
Load Ghost by Treylee April 25, 2011

ghost post 

A comment on a Facebook item (e.g. status, note, etc) that was removed by the author due to A) misspelling, B) stupid remark, C) awkward input, or D) other.

The result is typically confusion and several wasted minutes on the part of the one who was commented on or anyone who posted previously.
Facebook: XYZ commented on your note.
Me: ...where's the comment? Jeez, way to ghost post, XYZ.
Word of the Day on October 29, 2016

Ghost protocol 

When you delete yourself from all social media outlets. Erasing yourself from the “world” and not allowing anyone to contact you aside from text or calls. It’s as if you died on the face of the earth, but in cyber space. This can be applied to let go of distractions that accompany social media. Or a great way to just start over after a certain period of time and deleting the person you once were.
With all the friends/family my ex has in common with me, I had to enact ghost protocol to free myself of the daily pain and constant reminders of her.

I am tired of being distracted by social media yet can’t seem to get off, I’m going into ghost protocol to help myself focus.
Ghost protocol by Smarti84 May 8, 2018

Ghost Lab 

Discovery Channel's newest show about a team of Ghost Hunters investigating the most haunted areas in America in hopes of finding ghosts, or at least proof of ghosts.
Person 1 - Did you watch Ghost Lab last night?

Person 2 - No that's why I'm reading this definition.