joke vulture

When you tell someone a joke you made up and then they start telling it and say they made it up

Wyatts a joke vulture every joke I've ever told him he's stolen

by Pimpin' Ryan May 3, 2017

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Joke

Something that makes someone laugh.

Guy 1: Hey! What type of cheese is all around a castle?
Guy 2: Dunno
Guy 1: Moatzzerella because a moat is around a castle a mozzarella and mix them you get well moatzzerella
That is what a joke is!

by Mowiam January 11, 2023

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Breast Joke

When your wife wakes you up by putting her tits in your face 👀

That was the breast Joke. You really milked that.

by Madame Frog April 3, 2023

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joke suck

If was a serious sucking just a joke so no bi deal

Joke suck your boy and it ain’t gay cause it’s a joke

by TheSarge69 January 17, 2018

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It's better to miss a friend than to miss a joke

This comes from a brazilian saying. It basically means that if you're making jokes and someone gets offended ( on a personal level ), that is no reason to stop making those jokes. This, of course, isn't an excuse to just be an asshole, and must be used with nuance. The saying could also be directly translated to

"It's better to lose a friend than to lose a joke"

Guy 1 (whose wife died to stillbirth): Wow, these celebrities are crazy
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I checked the news, and it looks like the rapper DaBaby killed his wife
Guy 2: Well, "The Baby" also killed YOUR wife
Guy 1: Low blow dude
Guy 2: It's better to miss a friend than to miss a joke

by DEMEMZEA December 15, 2024

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