italian flying chandlier

an awesome sex position that starts off by finding a some what hairy Italian man between the ages of 17- 34. When u find this man you then take him into a room / door way that you have designed especially for him. You find a way to hang this Italian man from his feet in such a way that his penis will dangle inside of a woman's mouth ( just dangle there). While the female is masturbating with a wine bottle (preferably a 15 litter bottle) have fun!! Oh by the way grease is optional.

i walked into the room and saw a greasy Italian man hanging from the ceiling. his penis was in some broads mouth. i said what the fuck and they said hey, its okay. this is an italian flying chandlier

by Bill Stoner July 8, 2007

Flying Dutchman

it's where you drop a large hot steamy pile of shit onto her chest and then swam dive your ass cheeks onto her and smear it all over her, sexily!!

marsh was a fiend for the flying dutchman, so he asked brad to give it to him good!!

by johnny_blueballs April 9, 2005

flying fuck

noun

This is a legend: an imaginary copulation in which the male dives into the female. Simply impossible.

The movie showed some jerk allegedly performing a flying fuck, just for laughs.
A flying-fuck would probably kill one or two people.

by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

Flying Dutchman

Its when you lube up someones asshole and then lube up your head and just take a running start and dive in.

I couldnt sit for weeks because of the flying dutchman ted gave me.

by Dominic22 April 14, 2006

fling

A new website for hook-ups. Can be thought of as a hybrid of AFF and WebDate since it is intended for adult behavior and utilizes chat rooms.

All the naughty Turks and girls that like to show can do so on Fling and not get t3h ban.

by Help Us Put a Stop to Collar Pop May 20, 2006

Flying Dragon

After blowing your load into your girlfriend’s mouth, immediately follow up with a spinning heel kick to the face.

That bitch caught the flying dragon last night.

by Long Island August 13, 2004

Flying Crotchmen

sex move; where the male sexual organ flys through the air, then later hovers above the woman counter part. after done so the weiner jolts into the womans vaginal cavity and squirts his manlyhood and purple liquids into her wee wee hole, after doing so the correct way to finish is a slap in the face by the male weiner (the smurf) while doing so he says " you like that don't you bitch..."
the woman then proceeds to yelp "give it to me baby, i want your cock in my wee wee hole!"

flying crotchmen = life.

by peepeemc vagina munch September 30, 2007