deusch tart

a deusch that is either ugly or in a bad mood and has a bad look on theyre face

my friend marty ate some sour candy and now he looks like a deasch tart.

by Jason Jordan March 26, 2004

douch pile

A pile of douch. So much douch that it has accumulated into layers upon layers of douchness. So much douch that a pile has started to build.

Todd is a douch pile.

by jonnyBravo May 6, 2008

Douche Puppy

The combination of being a large douche bag and a little bitch.

Rainey, you love anal sex and doo doo butter so much...what a Douche Puppy

by Donny1010 May 28, 2008

douche-dar

Same as a radar, but it used to detect near by human being that naturally emit a douche like vibe that can be felt by other human beings. The average douche-dar is accurate up to 65 yards. Non-douches have a douche-dar.

Ron: Aye cuddie, hit this gilbeys vodka with me one time.
Sadith: Na man im cool, i have to lay hella sod tomorrow.
Logan: Damn, my douche-dar is 10 as fuck right now.
Reverend: You're douche-dar is probably picking up Sadith, cuz he a bitch.

by Ron Legit June 29, 2008

Douche Bagé

1. A closed minded, thinks they are cool, conformist, jerk/slut, that feels everyone loves them and they are the best.

2. Vage Cleaning Device


Yes, I made a different spelling becuas eit wasn't on here...

Taylor is freaking Douche Bagé.

by TaylorElisa January 18, 2009

Douchbagness

1. The quality or state of being a douchbag.
2. Greasy; dirty; lame.

Quote from the Red Carpet - 81st Annual Academy Awards (Hollywood, CA)
"That Ryan Secrest is exhibiting some major Douchbagness tonight. I wonder who he's wearing?" 02/22/2009

by Tbaer February 23, 2009

Douche de Baggo

A douche bag who's origins come from spanish speaking countries. He can be found in bars, alleys, alamo reinactments, weddings, porn shops, the set of The Three Amigos, and the occasional domestic dispute.

Dude, you see that guy? Yeah it's Douche de Baggo. Lets sing him a hymn. Hymn hymn fuck him.

by Bungholiocious February 5, 2009