Dutch dad

when a dutch father has sex with his dutch son also known in holland as fockerizing

Late last night chris's dad dutch dadded him; he liked it alot; so did his dad.

by christobal6969 June 28, 2007

dad-gummit

What you say instead of "dammit" if you're a huge fagbate and fuck little boys.

The bathroom is closed, dad-gummit.

by JayBone January 06, 2005

suburban dad

a suburban dad is typically a kid in highschool who has glasses and no friends. average height, mediocre at sports, and more often than not, a mexican.

grace: "dang allison, see that kid Christian over there? hes such a suburban dad."

by hahahha2.0 April 17, 2016

Jeanie's Dad

If your a dad of a girl named Jeanie, your probably a sexy beast. A fucking 10000/10 smash. Dad's of Jeanie's are often very kind and love giving people rides ;). Also, their favorite number is twee, because fuck three.

Bob: Fuck bro, I lost no nut November.
John : What'd you lose to?
Bob: Jeanie's Dad's sexy ass.

by hi_lena November 06, 2018

Toms Dad

Inner London vernacular for a homosexual in their late 60s.

"Look at that queer looking old man!"
"Yeah, he's a right Toms Dad"

by Captain Brazil October 25, 2012

dad pics

photos taken by one, either jokingly or to be taken literally, to please their significant other

“send me some dad pics”

by maddexter February 21, 2018

My Dad

Noun. kind of like george w. bush but gay.

dude, dud you hear kope is having a coming out party for his dad, gwb?

by jikope October 23, 2003