dairy mess

When someone who is lactosintolerant eats/drinks dairy proctuct(s) and ends up having fluid and or gases exit their mouth or anus.

Andrew ate poutine last night and made a huge dairy mess in his pants the next day

by capn' crunch February 7, 2014

Daisyfied

When the smell of something beautiful is imprinted upon something else.

I let her borrow my jacket and she left it smelling like her perfume she daisyfied my jacket.

by Mighty_A March 8, 2014

dairy queen

In gay slang - a guy who loves to drink cum. I suppose it could apply to a girl as well.

"That bitch is such a dairy queen, every time she burps it smells like a used condom."

by SubAtomicBear July 28, 2016

Daisy wallace

A 13 year old whore who will have no GCSE's and live off bare benefits for the rest of her life. Shes had more dick than lucie king herself

Omg that girl is such a daisy wallace

by Dickmedown December 8, 2016

Dairy Swirl

when a male ejaculates onto a lactating female's nipples and then proceeds to lick the ejaculate off along with the milk produced by the female

"ever since I started lactating, Bob won't stop asking me to do dairy swirls!"

by noregerts69 December 14, 2016

daisy chain

A daisy chain is a group of gay men walking single file holding the erect penis of the man behind them, whilst the leader feverishly masturbates, when he finishes he returns to the end of the line and the next guy up does the same until the all get off, it is a chain because it never ends. Also known as the elephant walk.

Hey look at all those homos doing a daisy chain....

by Jhooter January 23, 2017

Dairyppression

1. The oppression forced upon humans by cows by the use of dairy products.
2. A feeling of depression due to the quantity of dairy products you use.
3. Cows forcing us to be dependent on dairy products but knowing how they contribute to global warming in turn slowly making Earth uninhabitable.

Today I felt really dairyppressed due to how much milk I drank. The cows are intensifying their dairyppression.

by elliot521 March 2, 2017