Cudge

1. (n.) At least 75% overweight.
2. (v.) -ing The act of sitting on people.

1. Look at him! He's gatta be a Cudge!
2. He Cudged that poor little dog...

by TheScaryOne April 29, 2003

Cudge

1. Slimy, unappealing mucus, primordial.

2. A large amount of diverse foods mixed together in an unappealing pile.

1. The stuff you find at the bottom of a barrel that’s had water sitting it in for a long period of time...with corn.

2. "Honey? What's this cudge for dinner?"

by Tom Cudge Brooke August 19, 2003

Cudge

When a girlfriend asks for a cuddle which a boyfriend seemingly agrees to. In the process of hugging, the boyfriend inserts his finger(s) into the arsehole of the girlfriend, thereby informing the female that hugs are not really on the agenda and initiating the cudge.

1. "Got home from work last night, couldnt wait for her to make a meal out of my penis"

"Sweet bro. how was it?"

"Well she asked for a cuddle didnt she, so I cudged the shit out of her"

"sweet"

2. "All I wanted was a some sympathy and a hug from Paul after the death of my dog but he cudged me instead"

by Perringtonwinklesworth January 21, 2013

cuddy

a cuddy is a camero, often an older model

yo, that '69 cuddy is hot

by max February 22, 2005

cuddie

Originated in jail as a mispronunciation of the word color, as in you are my cudder. Was later shortened to cuddie.

I thought he was yo cuddie? Naw he aint my cuddie he be white.

by cuddie April 16, 2006

Platonic cuddling

The act of snuggling between two friends that tends to lead to a hand jibber or mouth jibber.

Girl: I'm not doing anything tonight. We're just platonic cuddling.

Guy: Sure...

by Thuggleupagus March 17, 2015

Cuddlywuddly

Her cat's name is Mr Fluffy Widdle Kittikers the Third of Cuddleville.

All hail Cuddlywuddly, Queen of the World!

by Anonymous June 8, 2003