cross daddy

A daddy who is very disappointed with you, all the time. Not to be confused with Jesus, or God (sky daddy.)

I was very naughty, so cross daddy had to punish me, he's always disappointed with his baby girl.

by CinMin November 24, 2021

Cross-Lit

Mixing alcohol and marijuana before an important meeting with the intent of maximizing your performance or speaking abilities.

I got cross-lit before therapy last night to make sure those feelings are warmed up.

by [502] KanocAnoc June 27, 2024

Cross Texting

The act of texting someone on multiple social media sites in the same moment. Leaving them confused or irritated most of the time.

Billy: Yo, why the hell did you text me on snap, instagram and facebook all at the same time? We just got done texting on insta.

Jimothy: Sorry for the Cross Texting. I thought I could get your attention by that quicker.

Example 2:
*George has a conversation with Walter on snapchat, as soon as they stop talking, George sends Walter memes on Instagram, George checks facebook and sees messages from Walter from over an hour ago, deciding to answer him there now.*

Walter: Can you stop Cross Texting me all the damn time!

George: Sorry, I do it religiously.

by v1ruzes December 9, 2023

Cross

an amazing person, so cute, good at flirting, a bottom, short, loveable, best voice ever

Cross is so awesome i just wanna kiss him all day.

by cheyzze January 19, 2023

Nagasaki Cross Fade

A couple lines of ket and a rather large joint…
BOOM
You’re in Japan

Addict 1: what we gonna do tonight

Addict 2: First class flight to Japan (a Nagasaki Cross Fade?)
All other addicts agree in unison

by Japairways November 3, 2021

Cross Turnt

When someone drinks and smokes weed around the same time and feels the effects of both at one time. Many times when someone gets Crosss Turnt it can lead to vomiting due to the intense effects.

Dude I was so cross turnt last night after I smoked then took 5 shots.

I got so cross turnt last night that I threw up!

by Partier September 13, 2016

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016