Connering

The act of shoving your finger up your ass and putting it up your nose in public

"Yo I think he's Connering" "AH FUCK"

by El Bonobo September 18, 2025

Connelly-Ed

Getting a 5-Minute Major in Hockey for Head Contact, to sell the gold medal game.

Bro Connelly-ed the game.

by TeamCanadaFan October 20, 2025

Connereea

A person named Connor with an STI that was contracted in an unpleasant place such as an alley

Omg he got his dick sucked in an alley, now he's a connereea

by Sheenbean187 November 17, 2025

Connecticut Sleeper

Getting a femboy with tremendously big thighs to sit on your face until you can breathe anymore and fall asleep

Femboy: you liking the connecticut sleeper, hun?
Other person: *snoring*
Femboy: seems like so...

by Sgt. Pepper himself November 28, 2025

consexual

consent+sexual
asexual until asked outloner

A consexual is only to be approached never does he ask anyone out!

by 01101000 01101001 December 18, 2025

connecticut sober

Only doing drugs that are prescribed to you by a man that your husband golfs with. PS- his family donated in exchange for his medical degree.

Are you doing Dry January? Oh, I'm Connecticut Sober. My husband is bringing home my script after his round.

by meowmeow1125 January 14, 2026

Context Randi

Context Randi (noun):
A person who lacks the intellectual capacity or emotional maturity to understand the context of a discussion, yet feels mysteriously empowered to comment, judge, and troll with full confidence.

Context Randi:
Someone who doesn’t understand the situation, the background, or the nuance — but still arrives loudly with half-baked opinions and full-blown outrage.

Context Randi:
An individual who mistakes ignorance for insight, and volume for validity — attacking narratives they never bothered to understand.

Context Randi:
That species of human who skips comprehension but never skips commentary.

“Not everyone who speaks has understood — some are just certified Context Randis.”

“Oh, that guy? Total Context Randi. He plucks one word out of an entire conversation, ignores its meaning and background, and then twists it to fit his own botched-up narrative.”

by SookshmaArth January 18, 2026