Jurassic Chode

A chode that is so large it is referred to as "beastly" or "monstrous" like the humongous reptilian dinosaurs that roamed during the Jurassic period.

"Dude his chode was massive"
"Yea, that thing was jurassic."
"Hey are you guys talking about Joe's Jurassic Chode?"

by SuppaAwesomeMan December 8, 2009

Chode-ally

adj; to use the word totally in a conversation in which a chode is being discussed.

That short fat penis is chode-ally a chode!

by mgydagnger October 13, 2008

Chode Stach

a mustache which resembles the hair between a guys balls and his asshole

My boss, Shawn Shepler, is a classic CHODE STACH!

by former LB BEEZY March 12, 2003

needle chode

The rare instance where a dick is as wide as a needle dick, and shorter than it is wide.

His dick is so thin and so short that it is a needle chode.

by cmbgators216 December 9, 2008

chode mongler

one who pilfers, snitches and abuses their chode

hey don't be a chode mongler to my dog

by baum,brent,rawlings=TS December 13, 2004

Chode Job

When a girl sucks on a fat chode, gathers the cum in her mouth, spiots it into the other guys mouth, then he spits in her asshole, and then he licks it out and he swallows it. then this whole process repeats itself.

"Yo girl, I want u to give me a Chode Job tonight alright??" "okay, but my asshole hurts from the last time we did the chode job" "O fuck that, lets roll"

by Mike Donaldson January 15, 2007

quasi chode

A chode is defined as a penis (or person who has a penis) that is wider than it is long. A quasi chode is defined as a penis (or person who has a penis) that is as wide as it is long

e.g corbin u have a quasi chode

by wowky January 14, 2006