Chief Chode

A person who is gay,indian and has a small dick and blames all his friends for trouble he gets in.

Also known as Chief, Cody, and Runs With Wolves

Person 1: Haha, I just told the cops that my good friends are stealing my new car even tho i gave them the keys to it and said its alright to drive it.

Person 2: Wow man your such a Chief Chode

by Nick trusso June 16, 2008

needle chode

The rare instance where a dick is as wide as a needle dick, and shorter than it is wide.

His dick is so thin and so short that it is a needle chode.

by cmbgators216 October 24, 2008

Chode-ally

adj; to use the word totally in a conversation in which a chode is being discussed.

That short fat penis is chode-ally a chode!

by mgydagnger August 20, 2008

Chode Stach

a mustache which resembles the hair between a guys balls and his asshole

My boss, Shawn Shepler, is a classic CHODE STACH!

by former LB BEEZY March 13, 2003

chode mongler

one who pilfers, snitches and abuses their chode

hey don't be a chode mongler to my dog

by baum,brent,rawlings=TS December 13, 2004

Chode Job

When a girl sucks on a fat chode, gathers the cum in her mouth, spiots it into the other guys mouth, then he spits in her asshole, and then he licks it out and he swallows it. then this whole process repeats itself.

"Yo girl, I want u to give me a Chode Job tonight alright??" "okay, but my asshole hurts from the last time we did the chode job" "O fuck that, lets roll"

by Mike Donaldson January 14, 2007

quasi chode

A chode is defined as a penis (or person who has a penis) that is wider than it is long. A quasi chode is defined as a penis (or person who has a penis) that is as wide as it is long

e.g corbin u have a quasi chode

by wowky January 14, 2006