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chesterton academy

You wake up at six in the morning to go to a building which resembles a prison located in the Hopkins area where a compulsory 4 years of a teenagers life are wasted.

While strolling along the corridors of CA you may come across some of the following paracites:

The Homeschoolers. They are rare, overly sheltered humans who lack the ability to socialize with humans other than their mom or one of their 15 siblings. If you say stupid they will immediately drop their things and find a teacher. Unless that means not being 4 minutes early to class. Because that’s the most important thing.
The Quiet kids. You don’t know if they are also homeschoolers, or just mentally coo coo. It’s quite rare to walk past these kids without being stared down until you turn the corner and are out of there sight.

The somewhat-normal kids:
These people DO KNOW how to socialize, they understand there’s more to wear than farmer jeans and polo shirts, and oh yeah. They have Cell-Phones. Which is quite rare until Junior year for most people at CA.

Finally, there’s the special individuals. They are either 11/10’s and don’t belong in a sh*thole like CA, or they clearly the superiors. Pretty much what normal high schoolers should be. But they are hated by the teachers because they are not sheltered enough, and they might “spoil” the other future seminarians.
**Meeting someone new**
“Hey what school do you go to?”
“Ohh uhhh... a private school in Hopkins :)”
“Oh what’s it’s called”
“Uhhh it’s really small you probably don’t know it”
“It’s okay try me.”
“Okay... Chesterton Aca—“
“HAHAHA NERD. YOU GO TO CHESTERTON ACADEMY??”
by irregularforcircles March 9, 2021
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Chesticles

The official way to meanly say man-boobs
Fat Bully: Hah! four eyes you've got a mangina

Nerd: Sticks and stones may break my bones but your chesticles will shurly suffocate me
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Chestnuts

Essentially a word used to describe testicles located on the chest (not related to Chesticles ).

Can also be used to describe a picture of boobs that have no visible nipple.
"man have you seen that kid walking around? they got some huge chestnuts"
"that anime girl has some nice chestnuts"
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Chastity Belt

That chastity belt always keeps me out!
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Double Pits To Chesty

When a guy rubs his fingers in his armpits or ballsack then wipes it between the girls tits then up to her nose.
"I gave that wookie bitch the double pits to chesty last night"
by phishBritches January 26, 2010
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chestnuts

While a woman is lying on her back you straddle her chest and stick your cock in her mouth. As she's choking on your wang you stick your balls in between her tits and jiggle her b3wbs which massages your nuts.
Jill had such big knockers that I had to give her the chestnuts.
by yannimyfanny March 11, 2008
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chesticle

Look at the chesticles on her!
by RLD1 January 22, 2009
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