...or rum-hangover.
When you've been drinking rum and waking up with a bad hangover.
bro-tip: Rum goes well with coca-cola.
When you've been drinking rum and waking up with a bad hangover.
bro-tip: Rum goes well with coca-cola.
1person: Wow, I drank so much bacardi and woke up with the worst hangover ever.
2person: Captain Morgan has cast his revenge upon you.
3person: Captain Morgans' Revenge!
2person: Captain Morgan has cast his revenge upon you.
3person: Captain Morgans' Revenge!
by Johannarin October 23, 2011
Get the Captain Morgans' Revengemug. Usually used in cases of revenge, when the offender is asleep you lower your pants to mid ankle squat over the persons face and pinch their nose with your ass cheaks making sure their nose gets comfortably aquainted with Mr. Captain Red Eye himself.
by Mr. Red Eye February 29, 2008
Get the captain red eyemug. I thought I was gonna get some dayum good dick but this fool was a Captain Lick Lick he licked my pussy & ass sore and dry.
by Rather be Licked December 24, 2006
Get the Captain Lick Lickmug. The phrase for requesting that an uncircumcised man peels back his hood and slaps you in the face with his smagma covered wiener.
by Evana, J-dawg, Casper, Grimmer September 30, 2011
Get the Crunchatize Me Captainmug. by captain salad May 12, 2004
Get the shrimp boat captainmug. When you you finished licken out the pussy, and you close your mouth and get a crunching sensation from the crusties in the puss puss.
Mitch B: how deep can I lick?
Girl: keep licking until you reach the gold ;)
*Mitch B finishes licking her out*
Girl: now close your mouth
*Crunch*
Mitch B: mm I can taste your insides!
Girl: that's a captain crunch :P
Girl: keep licking until you reach the gold ;)
*Mitch B finishes licking her out*
Girl: now close your mouth
*Crunch*
Mitch B: mm I can taste your insides!
Girl: that's a captain crunch :P
by Happy josh May 15, 2015
Get the Captain crunchmug. by christophorus September 8, 2010
Get the captain creepmug.