California Special

A process where a man takes a woman to the beach and fills her vagina with sand. He then poops into the vagina and inserts his penis to cover it with the contents. The woman than takes the penis covered in sand and poop into her mouth and sucks on it until the semen is ejaculated into her.

He gave her the California Special after dinner on the beach.

by TheHam69er June 27, 2016

California Carwash

When the drought in California is so bad that when you go to the carwash the workers surround your car and poop on it.

Man, did you see Match Game the other night? Alec Baldwin totally said, "California Carwash"!

by Dbeaux February 22, 2017

burrito california

an item of food found in almost all mexican resturants,a burrito(beef or chicken) and can include onions,peppers,rice,beans,cheese,special gravy,jalapenos,salsa,sour cream and is always over five pounds

if you eat this and live to tell about it be proud...you will have joined a group of a select few that are somwhere between a man and a god

brad:where is sammy? is he coming to work?

chris:nah man...he ate a burrito california and ended up in the ER

brad:guess he should have stuck to the speedy gonzales

by BCeater86 August 1, 2009

lindsay california

a small city with hardly no vilince and crime,great place to live and has nice worm weather

person 1: man lindsay california is a great place
person 2: yeah i know, greath weather and hot girls
person 1: i love lindsay california

by thegirlweNEVERspeakof:D December 10, 2011

Calico

1. A sexy lady, usually a cougar, that has three different colors in her hair. Usually this is an effort to look hip and young and even though it fails, it certainly catches attention.

Jack- "Dude, check out that cougar"

Jim- "Yeah man, she's a calico. Nice"

by yourmomismygirlfriend September 8, 2010

Calico

An older woman in their late 60s to mid 70s. She has been through it all: wars, depression, and the plague. She is coming around the block for another go at the young men. She bares flashy jewelry, diamonds, etc. She has a "If you got it, flaunt it" attitude.

So I skipped the cougar bar and went straight for the calico's, what a good time.

by missmeeshiko September 21, 2009

University of California, Irvine

UC Irvine is a relatively young school within the UC system. It is the fourth-ranked or fifth-ranked campus in the system, after Berkeley, UCLA, UCSD, or UC Davis. UC Irvine lacks a football team and is a commuter campus by nature, meaning a conspicuous deficiency in college spirits. A majority of students are Asians, particularly Asians who got rejected by Berkeley, UCLA, and UCSD. Alumni network on campus is virtually non-existent. While UCI may be trying to bolster their academic reputation, students generally hold UCI in low regard compared to the big-name campuses in the system like UCLA and Berkeley.

Friend: Hey where are u transferring to next fall ?
me: University of California, Irvine
Friend: Oh, I feel sorry for you man. UCI sucks.
me: Yeah I know, but it's the only campus I got accepted.

by surferdude08 November 15, 2009