Backwards beaver

A non-reciprocal 69; wood's getting eaten but the beaver remains high and dry

So I jumped on top ready for some fun, but all we did was Backwards Beaver

by anyevery March 22, 2021

Beaver tail

When a huge piece of shit hangs on your ass.

Dammit, I've got a beaver tail.

by ratched a** March 25, 2020

Iron Beaver

The vagina of a girl who does kegels so much she has a muscular pussy.

Last night I heard Brooke Hogan slapping her iron beaver.

by dirtybitannefrank November 12, 2014

Upside-down beaver

An anus, a butthole, a brown eye, the untouchable, sphincter, speaker of the house

Man, his upside-down beaver gave me so much shit last night.

by Tweakinonlovehoney September 8, 2025

beaver tea

An act by which the male, after having sex with a female steal's her panties without her knowledge and makes a cup of tea by soaking them in boiling water and then drinking the "tea"

"Hey Craig, this ice tea you brought in tastes like my wife"
Craig replies with" that's cause I made beaver tea out of your bitch wife's nickers.

by Fitzgibbon August 30, 2016

shower beaver

A shower beaver is someone who continues to leave bottles, soap, rags, etc, at the bottom of the shower. Which causes to make a damn, and stop water.

Andy keeps knocking all the soap bottles to the ground of the shower, and leaving it. He’s such a shower beaver.

by EH3 May 23, 2018

beaver seisure

Uncommon term of endearment for a female orgasm.

"Everytime she has a beaver seisure, we have to wash the sheets." or "She screams really loud when she has a beaver seisure."

by Spankface May 11, 2018