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A Gummy Beared is when a handful of gummy bears are licked and applied to the face to make it look like a beard made out of gummy. This word was first pioneered in the blog www.thecliarnival.com
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Get the Gummy Beard mug.A rare species of mammal that lives exclusively on community college campuses. It is roughly seven feet tall, with a large hump in its back. This bipedal hominid has long, scraggly facial hair, which usually has bits of sandwich in it (from whence it's common name is derived; its scientific name is Sandwichus beardicus).
Several species of bird nest in its unkempt facial hair, and it cares for this colony tenderly, so that it can feast upon them at a later date. This "farming" method may denote some semblance of intelligence, though its mental capacities are dubious, as the creature seems to have invested over ten thousand dollars of its own money in a bad mermaid movie.
Several species of bird nest in its unkempt facial hair, and it cares for this colony tenderly, so that it can feast upon them at a later date. This "farming" method may denote some semblance of intelligence, though its mental capacities are dubious, as the creature seems to have invested over ten thousand dollars of its own money in a bad mermaid movie.
The Sandwich-beard uncurled from the foliage of the community college parking lot, emerging into the sun, and attempting (in vain) to find a mate.
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Get the Sandwich-beard mug.1. The American cookbook author, teacher, syndicated columnist and television personality whose namesake, the James Beard Award, is the highest honor in cooking.
2. Variant of beard when referring to a dinner date.
2. Variant of beard when referring to a dinner date.
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Get the James Beard mug.An abstract/emotional verb meaning to lie to someone. This phenomenon is actually very old going back to the year 1877 of the days of Horace Beard, Sr. In those days, Horace was the town drunk, and always tried to get a free shot of whiskey from the town bar by telling the bartender that he was getting paid the following week.
The tradition continues even to today, with many people bearding many other people.
The tradition continues even to today, with many people bearding many other people.
Daniel: Hey man, I just installed anti-gravity plates on my truck.
Jason: Man, there's ain't no such thing as anti-gravity plates for civilians, or any other ones that humans might produce. Well, maybe the Japanese, but I'm sure you don't have your hands on any.
Daniel: Naw man, I got anti-gravity plates from my dad who got them from the army.
Jason: Daniel, I believe you to be Bearding me. Don'tcha be bearding me, biyah.
Jason: Man, there's ain't no such thing as anti-gravity plates for civilians, or any other ones that humans might produce. Well, maybe the Japanese, but I'm sure you don't have your hands on any.
Daniel: Naw man, I got anti-gravity plates from my dad who got them from the army.
Jason: Daniel, I believe you to be Bearding me. Don'tcha be bearding me, biyah.
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Girl 2: Well. . . he ended up bearding me for a while.
Girl 1: No f*cking way!
Girl 2: Well. . . he ended up bearding me for a while.
Girl 1: No f*cking way!
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