Bacon

The best thing in the world... besides electricity :3
It can make anything taste good. Even broccoli.

~ Bacon with Pancakes

~ Bacon with Macaroni and Cheese

~Goes great with eggs

by xRavenx January 7, 2014

Bacon

Proof that Satan exists, as nothing so cute as a piglet deserves to be made into something so delicious.

Did you like the bacon?

by G-Stripe September 17, 2016

Bacon

Something REALLY overrated

Girl 1: OMG I love "Hello" so much and Adele is my queen
Girl 2: Hello is such bacon

by Abigroundaapplause September 6, 2016

baconphobia

The unreasonable fear of bacon and bacon products; the fear of consuming products containing hidden bacon ingredients

The pgychologist diagnosed Kintock's baconphobia and prescribed treatment by instructing him to eat 100% bacon three times daily for one year.

by Kintock November 2, 2017

Bacon

Oh sweet bacon that comes from above,
You had me at hello – it was pure piggy love.
You are everything I need or wanted in a meat.
With you sweet lover on my tongue, I feel so darn complete.
I love to watch you sizzle and pop on that grill.
Your oozing fat’s delicious, your texture is a thrill.
You get along with everyone but can stand on your own.
If taste was a kingdom, you’d have a porky throne.
I come before you now to get down on my knee.
If you say yes, dear Bacon, I’d just die in jubilee.
I’d love you till forever, I’d never say goodbye.
The day I’d stop loving is the day that piglets fly.

bacon doesn't need to be defined

by HJIL December 4, 2017

Bacon_Boy_33

Pro Fortnite Mobile player

I watched Bacon_Boy_33 play today

by Bacon_boy_33 February 8, 2019

Circle Bacon

When ever a female (or a male) takes violent anal sex and the remains can be accurately described as a "circle bacon". It is called a circle bacon because the 'ring' around the anus resembles a circle of heavily cooked bacon.

Hey bro, I went over to Becca's last night and gave her some serious anal sex. I think I gave her a circle bacon, bro.

by Tra Na Pha October 18, 2011