cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods

please see "cean"

Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!

by ceanoay May 31, 2022

Clam Bake

When a woman's vagina is hot and sweaty (usually after a great workout or being in extreme heat), she would have a clam bake.

"If it gets any hotter in here, it's going to be a clam bake!" Sally said while sitting in her car without AC

by Vanilla Thunder7 August 22, 2016

baked potato

the act of scaring someone so bad that they shit themselves thereby creating what looks like a large baked potato on their pants.

I scared Rob so bad he had a baked potato.

by darthdaddydaadfgasfdhgjhgdkg April 24, 2017

bushes baked beans

When you cum on a girl who has a bush

Man. Guess what i did last night?

What?
I bushes baked beans a girl

by Andrewsium April 23, 2018

baked bean diarrhea

When the poop slides out of yo booty hole, and you ate baked beans yesterday, so maggots crawl into it. Then your Spanish teacher sees it and says "Dios Miho!" and proceeds to stuff it into her face.

i blasted a baked bean diarrhea in da bathroom bro

whoa bro pretty joggers

yoooooooo

by fart moinke April 2, 2021

That’s how the beans are baked

An expression basically meaning what has happened is acceptable, or what has happened has become so for a reason, and that there’s no way to undo the situation or change it in any way. In can be used in a situation where something good happens, something goes to plan or when a situation is in advantage for someone but not necessarily for the other person.

Eduardo: What the fuckity fuck dude? I lost because of you!

Gary: Quit your bitching Eduardo. You’re just a sore loser. That’s how the beans are baked.

Eduardo: Tf does that mean?

by TheGayAccount December 11, 2020

The Chicken Bake Challenge

atleast 2 people eat their chicken bakes to the length of their weiner and then the person with the longest weiner fucks their chicken bake to finish and the person with the shortest weiner has to eat the longest weiner persons cum filled chicken bkae

Hey you guys wanna do the chicken bake challenge

by Merazmurry November 23, 2024