Baked Bean

A baked bean is when someone can be described as a "bean" but also be hot. It is when they are simultaneously cute and hot.

Jen: Yeah, Steve is really cute, but he's also hot.
Alex: Yeah, he's a baked bean.

by zinkii October 2, 2021

Baked Beans

Aka: beans, a term used to describe marijuana in a secretive way

Hey man, did you have some Baked beans last night?
Yeah man, i was seein rainbow beans.
Trippy

by Senior pingu May 11, 2019

bake

to use a sunbed to achieve a nice tan

Tom: this sloot yesterday gave me some amazing slobber after she saw my tan!, lets bake again next week my dude

by INBRED RICKY November 5, 2018

out-bake

When someone obnoxious dis-respects you're baking skills by contradicting you're judgement towards the preparedness and readiness of what you are baking.

"Honey I think the roast beef is ready", proclaimed Jared.

"No it isn't leave it in for 5 more minutes or else it will be soggy", replies Jane.

"Why do you always out-bake me! Thats it! I wanna a divorce", adds Jared.

by Kapenda53 November 8, 2009

Bake off

get out of my way .
move right now

YO G BAKE OFF STILL.

by anonymous_who? October 8, 2021

Baked Bean

The mental state you enter when you a baked off your head from an overindulgence of THC.

Im gonna turn into a baked bean tomorrow arvo because dead beet is coming over with the THC vape.

by Private bineng February 28, 2019

Baking an ass

Commonly used in reference to problems with technology, derived from phrases like “my wifi connection stinks”.

I can’t connect to the game right now, my computer is baking an ass.

by Moist Bones Damp Socks October 8, 2020