Changed

A game made for pedophiles and zoophiles

another sick changed game, society is truly becoming more sinful.

by Hpro9 December 6, 2021

Nothing ever changes

Because your messaging is bad. It's literally just the monopoly on virtue exhibited by the fundamentalist with a smug, sarcastic twist. You policy is incoherent and often contradictory. Your empathy doesn't actually translate to you caring about other people's lives and amounts only to pity for people for whom you feel bad. You're not good people. Believing as you believe and doing what you want EQUALS "Good people" to you. You're completely unsympathetic as a party because you have no sympathy for anyone who doesn't adhere to your political presuppositions. AND you're completely politically inept and just as authoritarian as the conservatives.

Hym "I mean, you say it seems like nothing ever changes but something changed. Now, you're going to shit out every mongrel child you conceive (consensually or otherwise). That changed. And nobody cares."

by Hym Iam February 10, 2024

Ohio oil change

The act of feeding a paralyzed woman a mixture of Taco Bell, Coffee, and laxatives, then removing her from her wheel chair and suspending her above a man. Her butt plug is then removed and the excrement is used as lube. The man finishes into a cup of coffee, the woman drinks it, and the plug is reinserted thereby completing the oil change

Guy 1: Did you seriously give her an Ohio oil change last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, the smell and cleanup were horrendous.

by FunkyTrunk March 18, 2024

Climate change

Have been saying it's not a huge fucking deal for years and now you're admitting I'M CORRECT AGAIN! Thank you Adam Conover!

Hym "CORRECT AGAIN! Climate change is not a huge deal. I was right. You likely called me a denier in private. You're garbage. Your like is meaningless. Die today."

by Hym Iam March 27, 2024

Changing of the Guard

n. Royal ceremony in which an aging monarch’s incontinence panties are replaced.

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Care to watch the Changing of the Guard on the telly?

No. You really have to see it live to sense the majesty of the event.

by gnostic3 August 6, 2022

Shift Change

A term used mostly in law enforcement and in some Movies like Training Day when all officers, meter maids, and government assassins etc. Get together for their daily cum chugging championship at the police station. They always say "HELL YE$" there nothing as exciting and fullfilling other than a HOT load from my fellow sperm guzzling brothers.Forcefully blasted deep down my throat after a long day of being a homo, morbidly obese,and killing baby kittens, but mostly just sleeping and eating. The manditory stalking of innocent citizens is exhausting and they like to boast and show them rowdy high schoolers just how a psychotic, and bad ass mutherfucker can suck a man's penis.

Jay the redneck, Man is it time for lunch , those cock suckers are shooting in the air and driving 100mph torward the station..
Harrased yeetnigga. Shift Change Bitch!

by Sgt badmuthfer June 16, 2022

National makeout in a changing room or mall day

ON JUNE 29th u and ur partner will makeout in a mall or changing room in a store or a mall

Riley-Hey it’s June 29th National makeout in a changing room or mall day let’s go to the changing rooms

Eliana-Alr let’s go then

by Idkimcrazylol June 25, 2022