by julesiscancer July 10, 2017
A Russian Wank is the act of submerging one's phallus into Vodka and proceeding with vigorous masturbation.
Man 1: I had a Russian Wank last night!
Man 2: Damn, did it feel good?
Man 1: Yeah, but it burnt my foreskin off!
Man 2: Damn, did it feel good?
Man 1: Yeah, but it burnt my foreskin off!
by daddyscock May 04, 2020
When someone carefully inserts their yardstick penis into a jar of Peanut Butter and begins to hump it back and forth.
by connorsimpson May 24, 2017
by Mr men wanks me of June 15, 2020
A person or group of highly technical metal musicians who wank over the speed and technicality of their music but nobody else cares. Typically those djent musicians who post videos of them playing highly technical guitar pieces from their moms basement.
"Here's my new guitar play-through guys, look how big my dick is! please excuse my sloppyness hehe"
"Oh another wank metal video "
"Oh another wank metal video "
by wank metal April 17, 2019
Also known as titty wank or tittywank. The sexual act of a female (or perhaps anyone with sizable breasts) using breasts to stimulate a penis, possibly to the point of orgasm. Derivation unknown, but may be a metaphor for a man sitting between the two large humps of a camel.
After she sucked on his penis on her knees, she wrapped her generous breasts around his penis and camel wanked him until he came on her face.
by Pm4whipping February 07, 2017
by Wank blimp October 13, 2017