by Madmann June 3, 2009
Get the pig-upmug. A police officer who drives in excess of the speed limit allowing ordinary motorists to speed up and follow behind him without getting pulled over.
Dad: You made it home quickly, son.
Son: Yeah, I scored a spot behind a flying pig so I made it back in record time.
Son: Yeah, I scored a spot behind a flying pig so I made it back in record time.
by 77bigs77 June 10, 2009
Get the Flying Pigmug. by Leif_Erickson March 2, 2009
Get the Sweater pigsmug. An English Pig is the name given to any drunk aggressive British-born moron who cannot control his actions whilst under the influence of alcohol.
Normally English Pigs enjoy the past-time of entering a restaurant, shop or even a police station and shouting at the top of their voice "go home all you non-nationals" (or something less polite to that effect)....at which point they get arrested and later charged with affray and various public order offenses such as "urinating against a police officers leg during the interview.
If they plead guilty in court, they almost get off Scott-free in terms of penalties, by being fined something small like £10 and/or sentenced to one month SUSPENDED community service.
Failure to plead guilty results in the full wrath of the Judiciary System: Which basically means he lies about the incident and gets fully away with it scott-free anyway.
Normally English Pigs enjoy the past-time of entering a restaurant, shop or even a police station and shouting at the top of their voice "go home all you non-nationals" (or something less polite to that effect)....at which point they get arrested and later charged with affray and various public order offenses such as "urinating against a police officers leg during the interview.
If they plead guilty in court, they almost get off Scott-free in terms of penalties, by being fined something small like £10 and/or sentenced to one month SUSPENDED community service.
Failure to plead guilty results in the full wrath of the Judiciary System: Which basically means he lies about the incident and gets fully away with it scott-free anyway.
That guy is such an English Pig, he spent the night in the local police cells for trying to start an argument with himself .....he thought it was some other stupid English Pig but in fact it was his own reflection in the glass of a shop window. Stupid English Pig!
by The Smart Ass June 27, 2015
Get the English Pigmug. by It's Bieber Bitch! January 9, 2015
Get the Pig Dickmug. The act of pulling the skin of the nut sack up and over the penis, completely covering it. Often bending or coiling of the meat is necessary. Easiest when the scrotum is at full stretch capabilities.
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by Das Dota September 2, 2009
Get the Pig in a blanketmug. Derived from the Latin 'Bappus Pigdogius horribilus.' A derogetory term used to describe females blessed with large robust front bumpers but in a bizzar twist of fate ended up with faces like the back end of a mangled meat truck. In certain situations the face could be reasonable but the short stubby legs, or tats on the forarm make them suitable candidates. Often overweight and seen munching on pies. Their natural habitat is dark and dingy pubs and clubs where they prey on hapless inebriated gentlemen.
'That lass you pulled in the club last night she was as rough as fuck but goodness to betsy what a crackin set, a real Bap Pig mate.'
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by Burgo May 27, 2006
Get the Bap Pigmug.