David Miller

The (luckily) soon to be former Mayor of Toronto. A native of San Francisco, famous nationwide for his unbelievable stupidity and hypocrisy.

Mr. Miller perpertually works under the delusion that his city has unlimited cash flow and that everytime his greenback stack gets slack, the provincial and federal should cough up more. Never mind every other city in the country that needs funding, Toronto's the only one that really matters.

-Has helped to instigate an unbelievably stinky and messy garbage strike, along with a transit strike.

-Failed to attend the funeral of a firefighter killed during the Downsview propane explosion because he was in Vancouver celebrating his daughter's thirteenth birthday. Yet amazingly, councillor Maria Augemarie was able to cut short her vacation in Italy to come and offer help and support to her constituents.

-Could not be present for the aforementioned disaster, yet has no problem marching in every single 'Pride' event the city holds.
-There is much, much more this man is guilty of, suffice to say he has helped to bring the City of Toronto even further down than it was before.
David Miller should have stayed in San Francisco where he belongs.
by malton_on_99 April 16, 2010
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David Bowie'd

To be David Bowie'd means that a man has either:

1. Worn tights without underpants such that the details of their genitals are nearly completely visible to you while you aren't expecting it or,
2. Pulled their pants up so high that said genital details are visible to you.

History
David Bowie was a rocker, famous mostly in the '80's, who wore tight pants (i.e. tights). His pants were so tight it looked like someone crammed squirrel brains down the front of them. His moose knuckles can be seen in almost every photo of him. For an excellent visual example watch the movie "The Labyrinth". If you do ;however, be aware that you will be David Bowie'd.
John: "BRO!"

Bryan: **with his pants drawn up as high as they will go** "You've been David Bowie'd, John!"
by SPC Nobody February 03, 2012
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David Hasselhoff

An actor who thinks he is hot because he was on "Baywatch", way back with Pamela Anderson. Who is hawt.

NOTE: David Hasselhoff would not be seen with Gumby. Ever. Maybee Pokey, but never Gumby.
Robbie: WOAH! its david hasselhoff!

Dick: wow, wahhta tool.

Pam: shut up, he was on Baywatch.!
by App2daSauce February 05, 2009
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Dirty David

A male that does not properly clean the head of his penis or his foreskin causing a small fungi to grow. The fungi looks like peppercorn at first but then quickly covers the head of the penis. It is black and cracked up like the grand canyon. If you look beneath each crack you could see the pinkish color that is the inner meat of the penis.
Man, my uncle Tomas showed me his penis at church today...my uncle is a real Dirty David!
by Big Booty Business April 25, 2017
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David Letterman

an inferior talk show host... he sucks so much that he belongs in the level of carson daly...
guy 1: have you seen david letterman last night?
guy 2: yeah, worst hour of my day !!!
guy 1: he should retire...
guy 2: no ! he should die
by tekken_5 March 11, 2006
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David Chase

The David Chase, named for the notoriously anti-climatic writer of the Sopranos, is a sexual technique which involves the following:

Having sex with one's significant other all night fullfilling every sexual need and desire. When one's significant other finally calls out "Don't stop-I'm going to cum!" One simply rolls over, turns off the light and goes to sleep, snoring loudly.
"Since Amber pissed me off the other day I'm going to totally give her a David Chase tonight."
by Badfish740 June 11, 2007
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punch of david

When you jizz a Star of David on a girls back, and then punch her in the back of the head.
"LOL I woke up last night and there was a Star of David nut stain on my back, but i cant remember who gave it to me..."

"i was bored of reading the Torah so i gave my schmuck girlfriend Sheila the Punch of David"
by j00 October 30, 2004
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