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Tool

Verb/Noun: to use a device for masturbation OR the device used for masturbation.

From root latin: ORGA meaning a TOOL or PHALLUS, (or instrument).
A: Do you think it's OK to masturbate
B: Why not? If you're on your own I can't see anything wrong with using a TOOL."
by Tony du Angletere June 29, 2022
mugGet the Toolmug.

shit tool

the glass pipe meth is smoked from
Hey James, I got something to wake you up if you have a "shit tool".
by kittyNdahood May 9, 2010
mugGet the shit toolmug.

Tool

Whereas, tool used to mean:
One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-esteem.

It is more commonly used by sad people to describe happy people.
Wallflower: hey dude, look at that guy doing the macarena with that chick. Look at his stupid smile.

Wallflower 2: Wow, what a fucking tool. What she doing hanging out with a guy like him? What a DORK.
by koobz June 8, 2011
mugGet the Toolmug.

cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
by coolyourtools September 8, 2016
mugGet the cool your toolsmug.

Tool

by wayment September 1, 2019
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Tool

Someone who you would describe as dumb, stupid or silly
by SH1526 September 29, 2020
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tool

one who is sometimes referred to as 'amit'
It was amit! = It was tool!
Note the lower case 'a'
by amit? April 10, 2007
mugGet the toolmug.

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