what size shoe are you

normally said by and Eshay cunt to sound tuff it means im going to steal your shoe so they ask what size shoe to maejk sure it fits

oi cunt what size shoe are you , i need a new pair ya dog

by BRUCKDADDY September 04, 2019

Flying Shoe-Horn of Mongolia

1. When two homo sapiens have sexual intercourse on top of a yac. Presumbably in the Saharan Desert. The yac does not have to participate.

"Hey Alvin, we had a great Flying Shoe-Horn of Mongolia, but where did you get the yac?"

by Alvin Dubbs July 11, 2008

big rubber masturbating shoes

The Crocs that Deadpool where's to jerk off.

I can't wait until I get home and masturbate with my big rubber masturbating shoes

by NFG_Bleachy July 08, 2017

lace up your shoes

Quit trippin

A reference to when your shoe is untied, and you trip

george: WTF MAN, WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT!?!?!!?!

harold: Jeez man, lace up your shoes, i was just messin. just hurry to the hospital, maybe they'll be able to re-attach them

george: yeah you're right, sorry for trippin

by Ponchop August 28, 2010

well ventilated dress shoes

term used by office workers for sandals in order to be able to wear them in the office

Your feet get all hot and sweaty? Well then you need well ventilated dress shoes!

by KennyMac May 25, 2006

two finger shoe horn

The act of inserting two fingers into a female orifice to aid in inserting your penis, much like the way a shoe horn is used to put your foot into a shoe.

When I have whiskey dick I use the two finger shoe horn to get my cock into my woman.

by Grimm D January 11, 2009

my shoes always tied

means that you aint never trippin over no one/thing

ma, i aint boughtta argue wit you over dat boy, cuz my shoes always tied.

by MECCA M.M MARLEY December 21, 2011