fing your ring

To finger oneself due to complete boredom. An action of time wasting for want of better things to do.

I'm so bored! What am I gonna do today?
I dunno, but you can't just sit around and fing your ring all day.

by steelsupply July 17, 2013

The Ohio Red Ring

When you get ridiculously drunk and run a train on all of your brothers friends

Oh god their so drunk their about to do the Ohio red ring !

by The first toe December 31, 2022

Mint ring surprise

When you give your partner a rimjob straight after brushing your teeth.

I was getting ready for bed, brushed my teeth but vicki was feeling horny, so i gave her a mint ring surprise before i stuck it in her clam.

by Stoned dog guy August 19, 2023

Ringing off the hook

When your phone gets a shitload of calls.

Person 1: My phone was ringing off the hook at work today!

by TheGamer675 January 8, 2018

Maidstonian Ring of Fire

An act performed by members of Maidstone Grammar School in the science department in which someone takes a Bunsen Burner and shoves it into their anal cavity, turns it to roaring mode and melts the area. Is usually performed in room 69.

Louis tried the Maidstonian Ring of Fire and he hasn't been able to walk properly since!

by stevendawson August 10, 2021

SOFOS NIGGA RING

WHEN NIGGA SOFOS IS ON A GOOFY AHH HOLIDAY AND GETS PERMA RINGED BY HIS MASTER FOFOS THEN HE CRIES AND SENTS ILLEGAL GOOFY SILLY CONCUSSIVE RAMBACULLOUS ELECTRIFIED DEATH THREAST CAUSE HE IS BITCHLESS AND PLAYSCLASH OF CLANS ON HIS HOLIDAYS

bro i wascalling this kid and he was perma sofos nigga ringing me

by dsdqfWGwgvb April 17, 2022

blown o ring

Its what happens when you fart so badly that the thick layer of skin is a.k.a leather donut) is ripped and shredded to peices usually caused from to much anal sex

He got blown o ring did you hear him fart? I can tell by the sound

by camping buddy June 11, 2017