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Officer craps n shits

A police officer who is very rich and sexy and who is very good at what he does he makes over 1 million a year
Officer craps n shits killed a baby
by OFFICER CRAPS N SHITS March 18, 2021
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Aw shit my tit

A trans man will say this when pole dancing
by Himapeeps January 28, 2022
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Baby shit in a funeral home

Who did it? Is the first question you might be wondering if you ever find yourself in this situation. But in reality it IS the baby who did it. Not only the shit, but the murder. Now lots of baby’s go to funeral homes. From sacrifices to suffocation, theirs a lotta ways for the baby’s to get there. But what you wouldn’t expect is a baby getting stuck in a corpse, and taking a shit. Essentially, baby shit in a funeral home can be taken 2 ways. 1.) gunnar. 2.) a series of murders and/or deaths that lead to a baby taking a large dump in a funeral home
by BIG Dong 12” July 1, 2019
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lag hit up shit

Something you say to someone when they’re totally lagging and destroy you
Xbox messages:
Fuck you r fucking gay lag hit up shit”
bro what?”
by ooaz March 13, 2022
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am i shitting me ?

the 180° of: "are you shitting me ?" an reluctant understanding of possible self delusion ! (ie: me/you fooling myself/yourself. the feeling of 'joking' with oneself !
i'm NOT going to PUKE !... am i shitting me ?

she's going to "let me off"...am i shitting me ?
by michael foolsley October 21, 2021
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Screaming shits from hell

When you eat McDonald's, Taco Bell, and Chinese Food all in one day and the end product is The Screaming shits from hell
by Channman March 5, 2017
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The shit of death aka gutrot

The smell of that exudes the 3rd stall of the 1st floor bathroom after the tiny woman leaves from her explosively nose hair stinging diarrhea spell. The smell that seems like it is physically impossible to leave the body of such a small human, not to mention them walk out alive without their insides left behind.
Avoid the bathroom for about 20 minutes. Lady with The shit of death aka gutrot has just relieved herself in the 3rd stall.
by Crystanya May 31, 2018
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