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Dog Shit Centeral

A place or area that turns out to be or is more boring than expected
The Tramshed is fuckin Dog Shit Central
by Barry Pap April 29, 2003
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Depth charge (shit term)

When you take a shit and a nugget falls and hits the water causing a collumn of water to shoot back up and hit your asshole
Damnit, I hate depth charges, the water is always so cold it makes my asshole pucker
by Your mom April 28, 2004
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jesus brick-shitting christ

An expression meant to convey extreme surprise or disgust with a situation.
Ex 1: (Realizing you've been robbed). You: Jesus brick-shitting christ, they even took the toaster!
by Slick Bastard December 14, 2006
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prom night shit list

A practical punishment for school bullying and mean girl type behavior.If a student engages in any type of bullying behavior.Their names are put on a list,and if their name comes up,when the prom ticket is purchased,the couple will be denied addmission to the big dance. A prime example was the in the movie Carrie.When the girls gym teacher told the mean girls whom were bullying Carrie,"Your Prom Bids Will Not Be Accepted". This is often a great detterent to stop bullying,when something of value, is taken away from the little hooligans.
Two of the girls on the cheer squad were told that their prom bids would not be accepted,if they kept picking on the new girl in school. Those two will soon be on the "Prom Night Shit List".
by RTBSTRD November 5, 2013
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Shit Stirrer of the Highest Order

A person that excel in Shit Stirring. While a group of people may be known for Shit Stirring, this person is the leader of the pack.
Tech #1: Bob in Accounting called, he is unhappy with his computer again !

Tech #2: He is the Shit Stirrer of the Highest Order (SSOTHO) for a PITA department.

Tech #1: Yeah Buddy !
by Macpony December 4, 2013
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Shit me sideways with a screwdriver

Something to scream when you stub your toe or headbutt a doorframe
*Stubs toe*
"SHIT ME SIDEWAYS WITH A SCREWDRIVER"
*walks on like nothing happened"
by Legitnotspam March 29, 2015
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shit or get off the toilet

When someone is wasting you time so you tell them to make it happen or go away.
Example: a guy keeps postponing/rearranging date plans so you say; "Dave, you're messing me around. Either shit or get off the toilet!"
by Loco in London June 14, 2015
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