george washington university 

A.K.A. G-Dub. Located in the Foggy Bottom neighborhood of Washington, DC, George Washington University had a student body composed largely of Northeastern and California undergrad and European grad students, all with way too much of Mom & Dad's money

Girl: Hi! I'm Jen & I'm drunk! It's my birthday! Wanna buy me a drink?

Guy: Hello...I'm Carlo, and I would love to buy you a drink...

Girl: I'll have a cosmo!

Guy: So...What do you do?

Girl: I'm a junior at GW...Can I get a cosmo for my friend Mindy?

Guy: Really? I work at the World Bank, and I'm a George Washington University grad student in the Elliott School.

Girl: Mmmmm...I think Mindy really doesn't need a cosmo after all...Wanna go back to my place?

george washington university by wdc January 11, 2006

New Mexico Window Washer 

When you blow your man juice into a fresh towel and wipe it on a girls face.

Brian: how nasty did you get last night with Brandy.

Tom: That girl was so messed she wanted me to give her a New Mexico Window Washer.

New Mexico Window Washer by olaf (berzerker) April 2, 2009

wanker washer

Someone who washes their penis on the urinal flush stream. To do this, they normally thrust their pelvis (and thus penis) deep into the urinal, until the penis touches the stream. They will then flush the urinal, often repeatedly, until they deem their penis to be clean. Paper towel is then used to dry the penis.

One variant is to just use a paper towel (available in most public washrooms) run the paper towel under the urinal stream, and then wash the penis manually with the paper towel.

That guy is a "wanker washer". I saw him washing his wanker in the urinal yesterday.

wanker washer by Dave March 4, 2003

Washington Boots 

Wearing sock and sandals. Specifically, heavy wool socks and Tevas or Birkenstocks.

Look at that old hippie in his Washington Boots...what a moron.

Washington Boots by trevorj November 4, 2007

pressure washer 

1. A gasoline-powered cleaning device, that sprays highly pressurized water.

2. When a human male uses his stream of urination to clean (in a sense) the toilet bowl, usually in an attempt to dislodge feces stuck on the upper part of the bowl, above the water line.

1. Pressure washers are great for cleaning your driveway.

2. I took a ginormous dump yesterday; I had to drink a 12 pack to fuel my pressure washer and blast all that shit off the porcelain.

pressure washer by Leroy Brown 420 February 7, 2009

piss washing 

When a male attempts to remove fecal remnants from a toilet (underside of seat, lid, bowl, etc) via his piss stream.

1) Jesus Christ someone splatter shat all over the toilet. I gave a valiant effort to piss wash it but my efforts were futile and now my prostate is sore.

2) I gave that sucker a helluva piss washing but it's still dirty as a truck stop whore.

piss washing by !BlackDeath! June 25, 2009

Cooler Than Denzel Washington With Mine

The Way You Do Your Thang Is Cooler Than Denzel Washington.A Song Chamillionaire And Z-ro Did Together.

Dont Try To Knock Tha Hustle Cuz Your Just Waisting Your Time.I'm Cooler Than Denzel Washington With Mine

Cooler Than Denzel Washington With Mine by Yung Phat Pat December 19, 2009