pipi touch

someone that wants to touch your cock

pipi touch ??
..... ok.

by FadesG October 26, 2010

Touchpaper

A pile of arse implemented by the NHS to try and make IT services more effective! Re-Named Touchcloth

The IT department is a Joke! I know lets use Touchpaper even though it doesnt work!

by Chickenlickin April 1, 2009

touch of ejay

dirty, trashy, make dirty, make things seems like dirty/trashy

boy: his room is full of clutter

boy2: definitely had a touch of ejay...

by n1223d February 15, 2010

Touching Jesus

Getting high, usually by using marijuana. Commonly misunderstood for masturbating.

Yo man I'm touching Jesus right now!
Gross.

Nah, i mean spiritually!
Oh nice bro!

by Derethad June 24, 2010

touch gloves

when two men touch their balls together like boxers would gloves

i guess i will touch gloves to DP that chick

by kara845 April 26, 2011

touch tone kid

Kids who have parents who are more involved with their cell phones than their kids. Absentee Parenting. Related to the 1980's "Latch Key Kid" that came home after school to an empty house because both parents had to work.

Ignore the kids because you can't put your cell phone down.

The worst is when I see parents out with their kids and both parents are looking at their phones. Poor little Touch Tone Kid.

by MsPms March 5, 2014

Touch Base

Phrase used when the person speaking at you desires acknowledgement, to their self, for their effort in the conversation.

I saw that green beans were on sale at the supermarket and I just wanted to touch base with you about that.

by Dusty Rhoades April 20, 2018