Spoon

A person who loves to cause drama and controversy. Also known as someone who “stirs the pot”

When I saw Jane laughing after causing a fight between two friends, I realized she was a spoon.

by Sallythatsquirrel April 2, 2020

Velvet Spoon Routine

Trying not to hit the sides of the mug with the spoon when you're stirring your brew, because the clink will wake anybody you live with up and then they will want one.

Joe: What took you so long with the coffee?
Steve: I had to do the Velvet Spoon Routine. If I hit the side of the mug, the clinking sound would’ve woken my roommate up, and he would’ve wanted one.

by NoTomorrow12 October 13, 2024

Kinky spoon

The act of spooning with the addition of leather and the occasional handcuffs.

"She's a freak man. We ended up kinky spooning all night"

by EdwardPenisHands2k16 August 13, 2016

Surfing with a spoon

A short concave surfboard, ridden as a kneeboard.

George Greenough, surfing with a spoon during his famous"sermon on the point."

by Darius Jedburg March 9, 2018

1 guy 2 spoons

as far as i know it was an itteration of 2 girls 1 cup but it involves a guy taking 2 spoons and using them to pull his eye out of its socket

p1: have you seen "1 guy 2 spoons"
p2: yes i have you disgusting person

by merc5820 February 11, 2023

She brought a spoon...

to THE SUPER BOWL! YEAAAAAAAAAHHH!

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon... to the super bowl.

by ඩී December 7, 2023

The silver spoon

A sexual position wherein a spoon is inserted, handle first, into a man's urethra; usually only performed by the extremely sexually desparate.

"Oh yeah, my girlfriend and I are looking for new ways to make love, so we decided to do the silver spoon last night."

by A Single Bean January 29, 2022