half cracked

condition where a person is not yet drunk, but still under the influence of alcohol.

Friend was half cracked while at the beach, glazing at the sun

by naughtylilfetus June 6, 2018

half cow

A man who is half cow, half human, half cheese. Not very intelligent, and whenever you ask them a question there first response is whatttttttt

Person 1; Hey Half Cow?
Person 2: What????????

by globro13016 September 8, 2016

half a pizza

When you tear the panties and there is half a lip there.

I was going down on Helga the other night and to my surprise she had half a pizza.

by Zzop June 22, 2016

Cover and a Half

A fat girl admitted into a club.

"Damn, due to fire codes, that bitch should be counted as TWO girls... she's a Cover and a Half!"

by Sue Im January 14, 2008

half munter

Not quite a full munter, but definitely not an attractive lady. A lady right in the middle of ugliness and beauty.

One you'd tackle once the beer googles have been applied. Say, after about 6/7 pints.

Blimey look at that half munter. if nothing comes along that's better then I may be persuaded at the end of the night.

by delta89 August 24, 2004

Half Shaft

When a person can only give a blowjob half way down the penis shaft

Aaron: “Does Jillian give good head?”
Tom: “She was a half shaft.”

by raspberrylimestevie February 14, 2020

Half Nut

A person who is below the average height. Meaning only half of the little swimmer nut made it.

OMG! Alex is such a half nut! 👀

by ppveryhard April 22, 2020