Russian Bottled Water

Vodka.

You know what---let's catch a cab back home because Serge has really been hitting the Russian bottled water pretty hard tonight and he just shouldn't drive.

by Perestroik-NO April 15, 2013

Russian Heart Attack

A murder made to look like death by natural causes, normally committed by the Kremlin.

"Oh yeah, Vlad was a public speaker against the dictatorship. A week after one of his biggest speeches, he died from Russian Heart Attack (if you know what I mean)."

by Spher0 September 28, 2017

Russian deer fuck

To take a Female accompanist out on a hunting trip to kill a deer. After killing the deer, cut the heart out and use the blood from it as a lubricant for sex.

I Russian deer fucked on my hunting trip last night!

by WiredFire February 11, 2014

russian road block

The act of a male ejactulating on a girls eyes while she is sleeping so when she wakes up her eyes are stuck and do not open

Jill was being mean to Jack so he snuck into her room and gave her a Russian Road Block

by funnyshitman June 23, 2009

Black Russian

Alcoholic cocktail containing vodka and brandy.

-"One Black Russian please."
-"How do you make that sir?"
-"Aha, now I will tell you how..."

by brendan September 7, 2004

Russian Gas Pedal

1.) An act of violence. To stomp on someones crotch and to depress downward as if flooring a gas pedal. Think of stamping out a cigarette by twisting and pressing the foot upon the butt.
2.) Old tactic used by Russian police against rapists/womanizers. The gas pedal is released when the watching victim agrees that the torture has been enough.
3.) Form of tactic employed in Ro Sham Bo

Last night we bet on a Ro Sham Bo match. My player made it to the 5th kick and signaled for the Russian Gas Pedal.
He gave it but unfortunately could not take it. When it was his turn he slapped the mat in defeat. I lost $10!

by Lex97 January 20, 2009

Russian Fruit Basket

A mans camel toe. When a guys pants are riding a bit tight in the frontal region, causing the scrotum and testes to appear as a cluster of assorted over ripened fruits.

Dude! you're sportin a Russian Fruit Basket!
Gross, look at that RFB (Russian Fruit Basket)

by Grammy G September 27, 2010