Josh cleaning consists of many things besides the action Verb: “cleaning”
Scholars have described it best as the equivalent of ADHD cleaning.
Example: Playing a light game of Minecraft then hoping off to take out the trash then hopping back on to play an intense game of Apex Legends because taking out the trash was quite the strenuous task and quite frankly, “ you should take another break.”
Example 2: Cleaning out your fridge for 3 minutes when that sudden urge to poop finds you in the bathroom then realizing as you’re relieving yourself of Mother Nature that you also have to clean the bathroom. So you start cleaning that then realize your truck is pretty dirty so you better go clean that big while you’re cleaning your truck you realize it’s better some time since you made a Kwik Trip run to go pick on 6 rockstars and 2 hotdogs for your gamer snacking so you go run to the gas station.
It’s an endless cycle. A vicious circle. An addictive pattern. Don’t fall for the josh cleaning. Too many have fallen. And as Rose said in James Cameron’s adaption of the Titanic: “ ..It’s been 84 years”.
Scholars have described it best as the equivalent of ADHD cleaning.
Example: Playing a light game of Minecraft then hoping off to take out the trash then hopping back on to play an intense game of Apex Legends because taking out the trash was quite the strenuous task and quite frankly, “ you should take another break.”
Example 2: Cleaning out your fridge for 3 minutes when that sudden urge to poop finds you in the bathroom then realizing as you’re relieving yourself of Mother Nature that you also have to clean the bathroom. So you start cleaning that then realize your truck is pretty dirty so you better go clean that big while you’re cleaning your truck you realize it’s better some time since you made a Kwik Trip run to go pick on 6 rockstars and 2 hotdogs for your gamer snacking so you go run to the gas station.
It’s an endless cycle. A vicious circle. An addictive pattern. Don’t fall for the josh cleaning. Too many have fallen. And as Rose said in James Cameron’s adaption of the Titanic: “ ..It’s been 84 years”.
Example in a sentence: Sorry I can’t hangout tonight boys; I gotta josh clean this weekend.
Example in a sentence 2: Sorry babe I can’t this weekend. I got a long day ahead. I gotta josh cleaning my room.
Example in a sentence 2: Sorry babe I can’t this weekend. I got a long day ahead. I gotta josh cleaning my room.
by Ram Ranch Supervisor March 8, 2024
Get the josh cleaningmug. by dom766 October 2, 2022
Get the Squeaky Cleanmug. Also known as the "clean slide"
The result of taking a tremendously fat shit, that was both sinfully delightful, guilty, odifourious, shameful but gratifying, but not needing to wipe a second time because it left no evidence.
also associated with "riders block" the condition in which riding a bicycle, motorcycle, horse, personal watercraft, or any activity that entailed prolonged impact on the buttocks, and delays defecation.
The result of taking a tremendously fat shit, that was both sinfully delightful, guilty, odifourious, shameful but gratifying, but not needing to wipe a second time because it left no evidence.
also associated with "riders block" the condition in which riding a bicycle, motorcycle, horse, personal watercraft, or any activity that entailed prolonged impact on the buttocks, and delays defecation.
I was a little worried about shitting in the bathroom with no toilet paper, but thankfully I got the clean slip.
riders block
riders block
by Rammin R Dixon October 18, 2015
Get the clean slipmug. by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024
Get the cleaned everybody's clockmug. a cocaine addict who sniffs up the cocaine that drops on the floor in a drug shop so it doesn’t fall into the hands of the police
by yamomhaha April 8, 2022
Get the clean up shopmug. by hahaahahahahahhaahahhahahaahah May 31, 2018
Get the sight cleanmug. by jethraw November 16, 2017
Get the cleanmug.