Chad

A badass adult male. Based, honest, and virtuous.

A: “You see how Desantis took charge and made sure Florida was prepared for that hurricane?”

B: “Hell yeah, that’s my Governor. Desantis is a Chad if there’s ever been one”

by Harry_Balsagna September 28, 2022

chad

doesn't shit himself after drinking coffee (synonym: sadposter the armojew queen)

"- how can people drink a sip of coffe and not go to the toilet right after?
- I've never had that problem tbh
- thats becuz you're (sadposter) a chad"

by jeanesther September 30, 2022

Chad

Calming voice; Wise words; Sexy face & smile; generous heart, pulls you in with his eyes; Loves dogs and to defend those that need help; self care top priority; On point style; protector; and fine

I’m so thankful I found my Chad

by IntentionalGrounding747 September 30, 2022

Chad

A good looking guy who is funny and has a lot of friends and is an athlete. He is kind and caring and is a loyal man has a nice smile and cares a lot for the person he loves

Chad is so kind and nice

by Chaddydaddy43 October 2, 2022

Chad

A white male, usually in his early 20s to mid-30s. He's at least 6 feet tall, handsome, and very muscular. Also known to have an exceptionally large penis. Because of these features, he develops a confident and cocky attitude, drawing the attention of many girls who all think they'll be the one to lock him down. However, Chad prefers to have a harem of beautiful women, enjoying sex with as many of them as often as he can.

Chad: Let's have sex. Right now.
Eve: Chad, you've gotta be crazy? Do you really think I'm that shallow? I know you had sex with my friend Molly last night.
Chad: (Takes his shirt off, showing his muscles. Then unzips his jeans, letting his massive penis hang out).
Eve: Oh my god! (Covers her open mouth)
Chad: Let's have sex. Right now.
Eve: Oh my god Yes! (Jumps into his arms)

by EveBeauty October 4, 2022

Chad

Someone who is very old, moans a lot, and often damages his knee while walking or playing sports. Also, someone who kicks dogs and breaks his foot

He just kicked that dog, what a total Chad!

by Rage Jay October 12, 2022

Chad

CHADS ARE THOSE KIDS THAT PLAY, LIKE, OR WATCH SPORTS LIKE SOCCER, FOOTBALL, AND BASKETBALL THEY ARE ALSO WHITE AS FUCKING SALTINE CRACKERS. AND THEY ARE THE KIDS THAT MOAN IN THE BACK OF THE GODDAMN CLASSROOM.

Person1- Is that a chad..
Person2- oh god it is...

by 𝐋𝖔𝐯𝖎𝐧𝖌♡︎𝐖𝖎𝐥𝖇𝐮𝖗 December 30, 2021