Testing Tanks

Physically challenging an adversary for a long duration of time. Beating someone with the utmost physicality and alpha-male dominance.

Joel Miller from USF was really testing tanks against Clemson.

by WAYDWYL April 12, 2011

tank

when you forget the H in thanks

tanks o shit forgot the h

by shotgun7788 November 5, 2015

Crack the tank

To fuck the shit out of a fat bitch

Did you recently crack the tank

by Boogle907 June 6, 2025

Going Full Tank

When a parent has NO clue when kids talk to them in gamer language

Husband and I sitting on couch listening to our kids talking to each other over gamer headphones and one says to the other that they should go full tank. Husband and I looked at each other and started laughing and decided that "going full tank" should stand for gamer talk that parents dont understand

Babe, Our son was talking to me about League of Legends and I had no idea what he was talking about. He was going full tank.

by WhatimWIRTH August 30, 2017

Sis Tank

A sis tank is the female version of a “bro tank.” Often defined by a loose fit with wide arm holes.

Rahsaan: “what are you wearing?”
Reagan: “a sis tank”
Rahsaan: “what?? That’s not a thing”
Reagan: “well what are bro tanks but for girls called?”
Rahsaan: “touché”

Rahsaan: “it’s so hot I’m glad I’m wearing my bro tank to the gym”
Hannah: “yess so glad I have my sis tank to wear”
Rahsaan: “happy for you too sis!”

by 17386789998212 February 6, 2021

Shart Tank

When a less than optimal deal is presented and you take it because your don’t know shit

Dude got Shart Tanked by that con man on the tv last night

by angeloregon July 31, 2021

Desial Tank

It’s a fucking retard. Specifically named Carl with a K. But you don’t have to have the name Karl to be a desial tank. You can just be a fucking retard.

You are a fucking desial tank.
Quit being a desial tank.

by Forfucksssake November 30, 2018