High-Rise Suicide

When you go into an elevator by yourself and jerk off before you reach your floor. (The closer the better)

Me: I felt risky yesterday and decided to do the high-rise suicide

by Uhmyeahgocrazy April 6, 2019

Suicide

The act of intentionally causing one's own death. The person that wants to take their own life may feel that everything is hopeless. The person may feel that they are bullied, alone and unhappy. Those are some reasons why people takes their own life. People with ADHD have higher risk of taking their own life than people without ADHD.

People having suicidal thoughts is nothing you should make fun of.

Even if you are reading this and you are suicidal, please do not suicide. There is hope. Call 1-800-273-8255, you deserve to be alive.

I'm worried about my neighbour. He has not been normal for over a half year and it is making me feel bad. It seems like he just wants to commit suicide. I don't know what to do.

by UnknownDummy April 5, 2018

Suicide

The end to all pain in life.

Suicide will end all problem in the living world.

by Yohoho999 December 30, 2023

suicidal flirting

When two people that want to off themselves hit on each other in a suicidal tone.

Random person 1: Hey me and this chick have been suicidal flirting
Random person 2: oh shit lemme see

Messages:
“Dont kys you are too beautiful to die ❤️”
“Awww, i dont want to to die either”

by Misery__ January 31, 2025

Suicide Yank

A person who Ties a rope to a heavy object, including they're neck, then yanking they're body forward as hard as possible to kill they're self

Random person: How did he commit suicide!?
Detective: Looks like he did a suicide Yank.

by OMGWOWHILYMOLY July 1, 2022

Suicide Bomber Journalism

Knowingly engaging in dishonest journalism with the belief that the effect of the dishonesty will outweigh the penalty from the dishonesty. Examples of Suicide Bomber Journalism include malicious editing of a piece and leaving material facts out of a piece.

Sixty Minutes engaged in Suicide Bomber Journalism in their interview of Governor Rick DeSantis. Their editing of the piece was quite malicious indeed. It's unlikely that their viewers will ever know or care.

by geekmalone April 8, 2021

candy coated suicide

Falling for someone who you are mad about knowing they are no good for you. The sweet beginning inevitable ending

You are candy coated suicide !!!!

by Dr Rev Bloodpainter October 18, 2022