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straight edge 

A way of life commonly affiliated with the hardcore/punk scene. The early straight edge movement was supported by musicians such as Ted Nugent, Minor Threat, Uniform Choice, Cause for Alarm, etc.
Those that follow the straight edge lifestyle abstain from recreational drug use (straight edge extremists may not even use drugs for medicinal purposes), alcohol, and casual sex, therefore ensuring that they have a healthier, happier life. They are also strong-willed, smart, self-respecting people that prove that you don't need to mess yourself up to be happy.
Most straight edge people have complete disdain for hippies, stoners, smokers, alcoholics, and promiscuous people and see them for the weak-willed jack offs that they really are. Remember, ganja kills!!
A common straight edge sign would be: sXe. Straight edge people also may be seen crossing their arms across the front of their bodies with black X's drawn across the back of their fists.
Stoner: Hey, man, you wanna go toke up???
Straight Edge Person: No, you fucking moron. I wanna live.
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straight cis Male 

A male who uses 🥶🥵😂🤣😈 unironicaly and thinks they are funny for making fun of cosplayers/furrys/lgbtqia+/gacha kids and more and calls people social rejects despise just sitting in there room watching porn all day
“I hate straight cis males” same
straight cis Male by Tokofukawa October 29, 2020

straight to video 

A joke that doesn't get a laugh, or any other form of 'popularity deficit'
"I was round at Niall's house the other day and told that one about the priest with HIV. He was pretty pissed off"

"Dude don't you know he's got bad AIDS he's a Cathlolic?!"

"No Shit?!! No wonder it went straight to video"
straight to video by CheShA March 2, 2005

Straight to DVD/Oscar nominee/Oscar Winner /#1 in the Box offiece 

(adj) words that desribe someone's bootyor ass

-IT IS A WAY FOR GUYS TO TALK ABOUT GIRLS BUTTS WITH OUT THE GIRL KNOWING

straight to dvd means that a girl has nothing there

Oscar nominee means its pretty good but i've seen better

Oscar winner, means "damn" iwant to tap that

#1 in the box office means yeah its good but everyone is getting in to it
when a hot girl walks by
"hey you see that movie?"
"yeah,"
"what did you think"
"oh, a definate nominee"

straight edge 

The label to the pledge of being clean and self-respectful. Often linked to Hard Line, the pledge is to stay drug and alcohol free. Others also choose to stay casual sex free, but that is part of the hard line life style. The three xs are like strikes... but in truth, one strike and you're out. Edge is a lifestyle not a real label. You dont have to announce it to the whole world.
"Hey man! Wanna pitch in on the weed?"
"I'm straight edge bro. I dont do stuff like that."

Straight Month 

doesn't exist
guy1: hey have you heard of straight month?
normal guy: nope, never heard of it
Straight Month by imsegzy November 22, 2021

straight bustin 

when your freaking out for no reason
straight bustin by JE$$DAWN October 30, 2008