Squaddie shower.

Washing face, pits and privates only instead of the full wah down in a shower, to save time, washing the essentials only.

'Come on mate, where off out on the lash!' your mate says, all dolled up, 'hang on' you say, 'give me a sec to have a quick "squaddie shower."

by Bearded pikey July 28, 2009

Squaddy mattress

A Lady, Woman or Girl that thinks it's a turn on to fuck all of the british army whilst on a night out. The Squaddy Mattress earn their keep by getting free drinks from the from the unsuspecting soldier in return for back ally action.

"Lets get out of here this place is full of Squaddy Mattress's"

by Theblackbridge February 1, 2010

Beta Squad

A British youtube channel that consists of 5 black men; Niko (half), Chunkz, Aj, Sharky and Kenny. They do stupid challenges and embarass themselves for our entertainment. They upload once a week usually on Sunday/Monday. They have a rapidly growing fanbase and just did a flop meet n greet in sydney bc no one listened to them! The Beta Squad boys deserve a massive apology. Frequently featured guests on their channel are; Yung Filly, Darkest Man and Harry Pinero. Aj is 5'5.

Person #1: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Person #2: "what are u watching???"

Person #1: "BETA SQUAD GUESS THE BLACK PERSON LMFAOOOO"

Person #3: 'OMG TYRONE SMITH?!?!?"

Person 1 and 3 become best friends.

by #1FanOfTheBetaSquad May 13, 2023

Dam bro you got the whole squad laughing

What you say when someone makes a lame attempt at a joke.

Random:Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke...He won the No Bell Prize

Everyone-Dam bro you got the whole squad laughing.

Everyone:DAM BRO YOU HOT THE WHOLE SQUAD LAUGHING.

by Gohan-Sama-Lord January 24, 2020

Squad

A group of squids

Holy horse shit on a sesame seed bun Batman! Here comes the squad!!

by Silk Masquerade November 16, 2014

squatter

In public toilets one who sits all day on a commode waiting for a penis to come at him through a glory hole.

Hubert sat for three hours on the throne in the toilet at the Gem XXX rated theater and got ten tricks while he was there.

by Richard Black February 27, 2005

typo-squatting

say you want to search on Google.com for teletubbies.com, britneyspears.com, metallica.com, linkinpark.com, (or any other website with correct spelling names,) and you misspell the proper name such as mettallica.com, linkinnparc.com, (because you don't know the correct spelling) you are directed to porn sites or spyware.
and most of these typos are done by children who are under the age of 18...see also cyber-squatters

Man1: Let's see if I can get some information on the band "metallica" on "google"....now, how do u spell "metallica", is it 1 "T" and 2 L's or is it 2 T's and 1 "L"...i hope i don't get any typo-squatting porn websites....
typo-squatting

by blthrskt December 28, 2005